#TRUMP晚宴

When the lawn of the Washington National Golf Club is still reflecting, the cryptocurrency world is staging an absurd drama—Big holder of TRUMP coins, Old Wang, is munching on a hamburger while scrolling through the news: "The top 220 coin holders are having dinner with the president!" His hand shakes, and coffee spills on the keyboard, creating a perfect $ symbol.

Sister Li at the adjacent workstation is chewing on spicy strips and laughing wildly: "Look at the threshold for the top 25! 4000 TRUMP coins are enough to buy all the squirrel food in Yellowstone Park!" Suddenly, trader Xiao Zhang bursts through the door: "Run! The Trump team just dumped $112 million, the coin price is going to crash!" The entire mining room collectively screams—these days, even hash rates are being hijacked by political donations?

At this moment, the LCD screen on the wall suddenly pops up with news: "Japanese pension funds bought TRUMP coins overnight, and a Chinese square dance team has formed the 'Silver Haired Coin Holder Suicide Squad'!" Old Wang sprays coffee all over the keyboard: "Goodness! The invitation to Trump's dinner hasn't arrived, but the square dance speakers have turned into mining machines?"

At this point, the futures market suddenly erupts. A big shot in the group yells: "Short the Dow futures, use ETH as bullets!" Old Wang silently adjusts the mining machine's power to 100%, thinking: Is this a dinner? It's clearly the ultimate showdown between the entire network's computing power and political power!