#SEC推迟多个现货ETF审批

"Comrades! We need to write the approval process for the Bitcoin ETF as 'On How to Elegantly Delay'... (Classic quote Easter egg: a certain SEC official complained: 'Approving an ETF is harder than deciphering Bitcoin's hash value!')

March 12, 2025" "Look! Grayscale's Cardano ETF is stuck on the first level of 'Squid Game'!" Trader Old Wang screamed while making instant noodles. It turns out the SEC issued 'revival cards' to the altcoin ETFs:

🔥 Dogecoin ETF: questioned 'price volatility comparable to a roller coaster, large holders manipulate like playing Animal Crossing'

🔥 XRP ETF: caught in the 'securities nature dilemma, Ripple's legal team has prepared the 'Nine Yin Manual''

🔥 Hedera ETF: due to 'decentralization level not even as good as a village committee, liquidity scarcer than Satoshi's Twitter' faced cold storage

"Family! Now SEC approval feels like playing Minesweeper—" Analyst Miss pushed her glasses up, "Bitcoin ETF is the safe zone, Ethereum is a bit risky yellow square, altcoins are all minefields!" At this moment, the bottom right corner of the screen popped up Grayscale CEO's tweet: "I suggest the SEC write the ETF approval process as 'How to Learn Delaying Tactics in 240 Days' live)

SEC taught us three things this week:

1️⃣ The essence of regulation: always choose 'let's study a bit more' between 'protecting the retail investors' and 'embracing innovation'

2️⃣ The fate of altcoins: ETF approval = 'Squid Game' + '12 Monkeys' trilogy collaboration

3️⃣ Market elasticity: XRP dropped from $2.65 to $2.20, and retail investors started to study '2 Broke Girls' dialogue relay instead

"We are not delaying approval, we are conducting a 'premarital check' for the market!" — SEC anonymous official (monitor shows him writing love letters to Bitcoin mining machines)

Friendly reminder**: Investment requires caution, after all, the SEC's approval pace is even harder to predict than the planetary engines in 'The Wandering Earth'~