🪙 $USDC — the stability that emanates a grave coldness.

This is not just a stablecoin.

This is a financial sarcophagus where you store your hopes for growth,

and receive — a digital refrigerator for your emotions.

🔵 The rate — always $1.

📉 Profit — never.

🧼 Volatility? Only in your personal life.

Holding $USDC — is like staring at a turned-off screen,

waiting for a green candle to light up.

It doesn't fall, it doesn't rise — it just lies there, like an ex in ignore.

You are not trading.

You have simply parked your money in the graveyard of crypto risks.

$USDC — when you're tired of the pain and chose comatose stability.

Digital anabiosis, in which your portfolio breathes… but barely.