🧠 #GENIUSActPass — genius on a budget, high-stakes gambler 🧠

Sounds like something important, but in reality — another attempt to pretend to be smart in a world where "bought at the peak" is not a mistake, but a lifestyle.

🇺🇸 Law for those who believe that crypto is the future but cannot explain how blockchain works.

Passport? Uh-huh. Just not a citizen's, but a citizen of the metaverse who lost everything in yet another shitcoin.

💼 Regulation? Yes.

💸 Tax on gambling addiction? Not yet.

🤡 Future? Maybe. But while you are applying for the GENIUS Act Pass, your assets are melting faster than trust in a project after the second website redesign.

Conclusion?

GENIUS is you if you survived three bear markets and still believe in the "next bull run."

🚀 Hold onto your passport, genius. Just don't forget — it can't be used to pay for valerian root at the pharmacy.