💀 $USDC — a coin for those who are afraid to live.

No X10, no panic sells — only boredom, stability, and a rate of 1:1.

You wanted adrenaline, but found yourself in a warm bath with regulators.

USDC — this is not crypto, it's a quiet office with an accountant who asks not to make noise.

While others catch pumps, you sit with a "digital dollar" and hope for what?..

For stability? Brother, stability is code for a boring life.

🙃 Bought $USDC? Congratulations — you're in crypto, but without crypto. It's like you're at a party, but only drinking water.