📢 #PowellRemarks — or how one uncle with a microphone can bend the whole market without getting up from his chair.
Every word he says is like a shot in the dark:
🔫 "Inflation remains sticky" — and your portfolio is already in a coma.
🧊 "Rate cuts? Not yet" — altcoins are down, just like you after a red candle.
☠️ "We’re monitoring the data" — and you’re monitoring the price as if your life depends on it (spoiler: it already does).
The Federal Reserve has become your new trading bot, only without logic and with the effect of a nuclear bomb.
You’re not investing, you’re catching a stroke under the interest rate.
📉 One glance from Powell — and Bitcoin drops 2K.
🧠 One breath — and NASDAQ is in sorrow.
📈 One hint of easing — and you’re already pulling out your credit card for futures.
#PowellRemarks — when trading turns into extrasensory perception, and the market trembles at every "maybe".