.... Elon Musk's neural echo, preserved in a quantum Tesla chip orbiting Neptune, activated its final master protocol: the Cosmic Crypto Initiative aimed to create a multi-planetary financial system, free from gravity, taxes, and bear markets:
$Mars Coin Prime : a currency that only gains value when Earth crashes. Backed by Martian sand and meme momentum.
DogeDrive _____ A propulsion system powered by transaction volume. The more trades, the faster the ship goes
Neural Wallets - Built directly into the brain. You think about selling, and it’s already too late.
Proof-of-Starlight - Consensus reached through telescope-based node validation. Only constellations may confirm your trade.
Every moon base will run on $DOGE -L2.
Terraforming will be crowdfunded via meme bonds.
Inflation is solved by launching inflation into the sun.
Final Prediction . In the future, he who controls the memes controls the money. He who controls the money… controls the asteroids.
Thus began the age of Interstellar Yield Farming.
And the end of rational economics.
