How to Earn $1 Million in 1 Month: REAL Guide.
1. Step 1: Wake up at 3:33 AM — That’s when the algorithms are most emotional.
2. Step 2: Buy a coin no one’s heard of — Ideally one named after a vegetable, bird, or ancient forgotten god. If it has both? You’re in.
3. Step 3: Launch your own token — Call it "QuantumHamster". No utility, just vibes. Airdrop it to your mom and call it community building.
4. Step 4: Announce a fake partnership with NASA and IKEA — The Internet loves furniture in space.
5. Step 5: Stake, unstake, restake — until you accidentally open a wormhole or at least qualify for an SEC investigation.
6. Step 6: FOMO into everything — Especially if it has “AI,” “layer zero,” or “soulbound goat NFTs” in the description.
7. Final Step: Sell at the top.
(You won’t. But imagining it keeps the spirit alive.)
The real treasure was the smile you've produced now :)
