BREAKING: U.S. Government to Establish Strategic Pepe Reserve
In a bold move to stabilize the meme economy, the U.S. Treasury has announced the creation of a Strategic Pepe Reserve (SPR) — a federally controlled vault of rare frog memes, aimed at "preserving national liquidity of humor and chaos."
Key features include:
Gold-backed $PEPE NFTs stored in Area 52
Emergency supply of "Feels Good Man" for market crashes
Federal oversight by the newly appointed Secretary of Vibes
Officials claim this reserve will be used "only in case of extreme meme shortage or if $DOGE becomes self-aware."
Insiders report the Fed chair was last seen whispering, "Rare Pepes… are too volatile to be left in civilian hands."
God bless the frog.
