Finally !!!! $TRUMP Becomes Official Golf Course Currency

In a landmark (and slightly sand-trapped) decision, Trump Coin is now the official currency at all Trump golf resorts.

Forget cash. Forget cards. Now you pay for your bogey with blockchain.

Key perks include:

Birdie Bonuses: Get 5% back every time you hit par and shout “Make Crypto Great Again!”

Rug Pull Mulligan: One free swing after every dump

Smart bunker contracts: Automatically deduct funds if your ball lands in the sand

Insiders say Trump Coin will soon replace golf balls entirely: “It’s round, unpredictable, and occasionally bounces back.”

Next up: TrumpCoin Mini Golf DAO.

Because every empire starts with a meme… and a putter.