EIIRP SUE HDG aka 1st Amish Trader
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Who is 1st Amish Trader?
Eirich Süd-Hett was born somewhere between a cornfield and a thunderstorm, where the cows walk slower and the 3G never came.
He was born in a barn, baptized in rainwater, and learned to read the Book of Genesis and Binance charts with equal conviction.
By twenty-three, he’d traded butter for Bitcoin and raised a mining rig in his chicken coop—powered by the windmill , old sewing machine and righteous ambition.
He spoke plainly, dressed humbly, and once shorted Dogecoin during a barn raising.
The elders said he was “trading with the devil.” Eirich said, “Reckon the devil never set a stop-loss.”
He never used Wi-Fi, only telegrams, pegions and divine signals. He lost half his holdings in a 2020's Covid market crash, but said, “T’was the Lord’s way of teaching leverage.”
He now travels between crypto conferences in a horse-drawn wagon, preaching caution, coffee, and cold wallets.
“Trust in the Lord, but verify on-chain.” #TradeStories $PENDLE
He was born in a barn, baptized in rainwater, and learned to read the Book of Genesis and Binance charts with equal conviction.
By twenty-three, he’d traded butter for Bitcoin and raised a mining rig in his chicken coop—powered by the windmill , old sewing machine and righteous ambition.
He spoke plainly, dressed humbly, and once shorted Dogecoin during a barn raising.
The elders said he was “trading with the devil.” Eirich said, “Reckon the devil never set a stop-loss.”
He never used Wi-Fi, only telegrams, pegions and divine signals. He lost half his holdings in a 2020's Covid market crash, but said, “T’was the Lord’s way of teaching leverage.”
He now travels between crypto conferences in a horse-drawn wagon, preaching caution, coffee, and cold wallets.
“Trust in the Lord, but verify on-chain.” #TradeStories $PENDLE
bulls hit
Im a top 2% Trader in Binance rn 😮💨
Growing 0.04$ to 1700$ is not so Easy 🔥
#trading
Growing 0.04$ to 1700$ is not so Easy 🔥
#trading
nice summer: shortaggedon, liquidations, doube investments taken my ETH for nothing
BokataBB
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GUYS! How is your summer, can you rest ?
🎤 Jerome Powell vs. Donald Trump: The Crypto Rap Battle of the Century 🎤
🎙️Jerome Powell
Yo, I'm Jerome, the quiet storm,
I move the market with a speech that’s lukewarm.
Raise rates, crash dreams, no remorse,
Even Bitcoin cries when I stay the course.
You sold steaks, NFTs, and a bankrupt name,
But I fine-tune the world’s monetary game.
While you tweet from court, I move with stealth
I print your losses, then call it wealth.
🎙️Donald Trump
Jerome, you're boring, like a beige inflation chart,
I drop truth bombs while you play economic darts.
Trump Coin rising, just like my wall,
I got gold-plated gains and rallies at the mall.
You whisper “recession” like it’s a bedtime tale,
While I storm markets with a MAGA-scale.
You hide behind data, I build the hype,
Your FOMC minutes? I wipe with that type.
🎙️Powell:
You bankrupt casinos, I rescue banks,
Your crypto’s a joke, like your hair’s side ranks.
🎙️Trump:
But I am the market, don’t you get it, Jer?
When I sneeze, Dogecoin flies through the air.
You fight inflation... I cause sensation.
$TRUMP 2025: the new global foundation.
#FOMCMeeting #PowellSpeech
Who won, who's next . U decide! $ETH $XRP
🎙️Jerome Powell
Yo, I'm Jerome, the quiet storm,
I move the market with a speech that’s lukewarm.
Raise rates, crash dreams, no remorse,
Even Bitcoin cries when I stay the course.
You sold steaks, NFTs, and a bankrupt name,
But I fine-tune the world’s monetary game.
While you tweet from court, I move with stealth
I print your losses, then call it wealth.
🎙️Donald Trump
Jerome, you're boring, like a beige inflation chart,
I drop truth bombs while you play economic darts.
Trump Coin rising, just like my wall,
I got gold-plated gains and rallies at the mall.
You whisper “recession” like it’s a bedtime tale,
While I storm markets with a MAGA-scale.
You hide behind data, I build the hype,
Your FOMC minutes? I wipe with that type.
🎙️Powell:
You bankrupt casinos, I rescue banks,
Your crypto’s a joke, like your hair’s side ranks.
🎙️Trump:
But I am the market, don’t you get it, Jer?
When I sneeze, Dogecoin flies through the air.
You fight inflation... I cause sensation.
$TRUMP 2025: the new global foundation.
#FOMCMeeting #PowellSpeech
Who won, who's next . U decide! $ETH $XRP
Price is not the truth; it is a pressure point.
News is not facts, but leverage.
Market is a battlefield, and the person who shapes the narrative wins.
The lesson is this: don't approach the market like a chessboard – approach it like a game of poker with power.
Don't ask "is the price right?" but "who dictates it?" $TRUMP
News is not facts, but leverage.
Market is a battlefield, and the person who shapes the narrative wins.
The lesson is this: don't approach the market like a chessboard – approach it like a game of poker with power.
Don't ask "is the price right?" but "who dictates it?" $TRUMP
The Fed of Many Faces
He sits in silence, tie too tight,
A priest of rates, both day and night.
His voice, a hymn of fiscal fate,
Whispers sweet lies at 0.8.
A dove at dawn, a hawk by tea,
A sphinx who speaks in FOMC.
His hands unseen, but oh, they steer
The dreams of bulls and shorts of fear.
A taper here, a hike, a sigh
He swears it’s “data,” not the sky.
But markets kneel at every word,
As if the Fed Chair were The Word.
He speaks of “soft landings” with grace,
While Wall Street sweats beneath the face.
And in the mirror, trembling men
SEE Powell wink… and raise again.
For he is Powell, and he is all
The calm,
the crash,
the rally call.
He does not sleep.
He does not blink.
He just adjusts the cost to think.
#FedNews #PowellSpeech $W $WLD $XLM
He sits in silence, tie too tight,
A priest of rates, both day and night.
His voice, a hymn of fiscal fate,
Whispers sweet lies at 0.8.
A dove at dawn, a hawk by tea,
A sphinx who speaks in FOMC.
His hands unseen, but oh, they steer
The dreams of bulls and shorts of fear.
A taper here, a hike, a sigh
He swears it’s “data,” not the sky.
But markets kneel at every word,
As if the Fed Chair were The Word.
He speaks of “soft landings” with grace,
While Wall Street sweats beneath the face.
And in the mirror, trembling men
SEE Powell wink… and raise again.
For he is Powell, and he is all
The calm,
the crash,
the rally call.
He does not sleep.
He does not blink.
He just adjusts the cost to think.
#FedNews #PowellSpeech $W $WLD $XLM
How to Survive Trading Mistakes and Depression. Jordan Peterson’s New Wisdom
If you’ve been beaten down by the market and depression creeping in - you’re not alone. Even the best stumble. But how do you get back up? Jordan Peterson’s latest talks offer razor-sharp, practical advice that every trader should tattoo on their brain.
1. Reframe Losses as Investments in Your Future Self
Stop thinking of your losses as permanent scars. Peterson points out that every setback is tuition paid for your education as a trader. You’re not just losing; you’re investing in future wisdom. Today’s mistake is tomorrow’s experience—if you let yourself learn.
2. Track Your Emotional P&L
The numbers on your trading screen aren’t the only ledger that matters. Peterson urges us to track the psychological toll of each trade—your “emotional profit and loss.” Write down how you feel after every position, win or lose. If your emotional account is in the red, that’s a signal: pause, step back, reset. Your mind is your capital.
3. Tell the Brutal Truth to Yourself—Then Forgive
Brutal honesty is a superpower. When you screw up, admit it—no excuses, no rationalizations. But then, let it go. Peterson says guilt is a useful signal, but self-punishment is a prison. Own your mistakes, learn, and move forward with self-compassion. #PsychologyOfMarket #BinanceHODLerERA #USCryptoWeek $BIO $DOT $ADA
1. Reframe Losses as Investments in Your Future Self
Stop thinking of your losses as permanent scars. Peterson points out that every setback is tuition paid for your education as a trader. You’re not just losing; you’re investing in future wisdom. Today’s mistake is tomorrow’s experience—if you let yourself learn.
2. Track Your Emotional P&L
The numbers on your trading screen aren’t the only ledger that matters. Peterson urges us to track the psychological toll of each trade—your “emotional profit and loss.” Write down how you feel after every position, win or lose. If your emotional account is in the red, that’s a signal: pause, step back, reset. Your mind is your capital.
3. Tell the Brutal Truth to Yourself—Then Forgive
Brutal honesty is a superpower. When you screw up, admit it—no excuses, no rationalizations. But then, let it go. Peterson says guilt is a useful signal, but self-punishment is a prison. Own your mistakes, learn, and move forward with self-compassion. #PsychologyOfMarket #BinanceHODLerERA #USCryptoWeek $BIO $DOT $ADA
Lo, the market is but a mirour of men’s dredes and desyres;
He that knoweth his owene herte, shal not be begiled of chaunce
Tradete : $CHILLGUY
He that knoweth his owene herte, shal not be begiled of chaunce
Tradete : $CHILLGUY
Upon cold stone, in storm and gloom,
The Trader fell ‘neath the Bear’s hard doom.
No gold nor plea could buy his breath
In the market’s shadow, he met his death.
$SOL $PAIN #PowellVsTrump
The Trader fell ‘neath the Bear’s hard doom.
No gold nor plea could buy his breath
In the market’s shadow, he met his death.
$SOL $PAIN #PowellVsTrump
AI revolution and Market. TRUE story. Must see.
AI: "I shall capture the world, dominate industry, outsmart all humans, create an era of synthetic enlightenment!"
Crypto Market: "Cool, but your token’s still trading at the price of a moldy sandwich."
$FET (Fetch.ai), the chosen brainchild of machine intelligence, is apparently busy planning a silicon revolution 💥 But still gets less respect than a meme coin named after a flatulent pug.
Moral of the story? Even the rise of the AI overlords can’t beat market psychology, short attention spans, and traders who still think “FET” stands for “Fast Exit Token.”
Welcome to crypto. Where sentience is bearish, but cats in hats moon. $1000CAT $TAO
AI: "I shall capture the world, dominate industry, outsmart all humans, create an era of synthetic enlightenment!"
Crypto Market: "Cool, but your token’s still trading at the price of a moldy sandwich."
$FET (Fetch.ai), the chosen brainchild of machine intelligence, is apparently busy planning a silicon revolution 💥 But still gets less respect than a meme coin named after a flatulent pug.
Moral of the story? Even the rise of the AI overlords can’t beat market psychology, short attention spans, and traders who still think “FET” stands for “Fast Exit Token.”
Welcome to crypto. Where sentience is bearish, but cats in hats moon. $1000CAT $TAO
🇳🇱lNetherlands Launches Fungicoin – Backed by Mushrooms ! 🍄
The Dutch have done it again. Fungicoin (FNG) will soon hit the market the first national token backed by a diverse portfolio of mushrooms:
a.Psilocybe semilanceata for visionary growth
b.Champignon de Paris for stable yield
c. Truffle reserves for long-term value
d. And one mysterious glowing one nobody dares to name...
Dutch officials say this "decentralized mycelial economy" will nourish both wallets and souls. The white paper? Handwritten on hemp paper in a forest in spiral drawn in spores.
Early investors are already asking: "Is this the next Bitcoin, or just a trip?"
Either way… the airdrop is coming. Wear wooden shoes. $FUN $GALA $NEAR #USCryptoWeek
The Dutch have done it again. Fungicoin (FNG) will soon hit the market the first national token backed by a diverse portfolio of mushrooms:
a.Psilocybe semilanceata for visionary growth
b.Champignon de Paris for stable yield
c. Truffle reserves for long-term value
d. And one mysterious glowing one nobody dares to name...
Dutch officials say this "decentralized mycelial economy" will nourish both wallets and souls. The white paper? Handwritten on hemp paper in a forest in spiral drawn in spores.
Early investors are already asking: "Is this the next Bitcoin, or just a trip?"
Either way… the airdrop is coming. Wear wooden shoes. $FUN $GALA $NEAR #USCryptoWeek
Imagine $PEPE hits $1, the world changed.
Governments froze. Economists cried in the shower. Wall Street bankers started replacing their suits with frog onesies.
A man in Nebraska sold his house in 2021 for 1,000,000 PEPE. today he owns half of Patagonia.
Meanwhile, former hedge fund legends now flip burgers under the green glow of frog-faced neon signs.
Some say the Vatican declared it a miracle.
Others whisper PEPE is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse.
And somewhere, deep in a dark basement, a trader who sold at $0.000001 writes “ribbit” over and over on the wall.
Hold tight.
Frogs are eternal.
$BOME $MUBARAK
Governments froze. Economists cried in the shower. Wall Street bankers started replacing their suits with frog onesies.
A man in Nebraska sold his house in 2021 for 1,000,000 PEPE. today he owns half of Patagonia.
Meanwhile, former hedge fund legends now flip burgers under the green glow of frog-faced neon signs.
Some say the Vatican declared it a miracle.
Others whisper PEPE is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse.
And somewhere, deep in a dark basement, a trader who sold at $0.000001 writes “ribbit” over and over on the wall.
Hold tight.
Frogs are eternal.
$BOME $MUBARAK
"I Am Never Bullish" . My new song!
(Grunge vibes, raw angst, distorted chords)
Bought the top again, oh well,
Charts are lies I cannot tell.
Red and green, they blur and blend,
Hope is dead . .. .don’t pretend.
I am never bullish,
No, I never care.
Dip is just a promise,
Floating in the air.
I am never bullish,
Tethered to despair.
Every pump’s a rumor,
Every whale’s unfair.
FOMO like a teenage dream,
Gas fees choking every scream.
Elon tweeted... price went down,
Now I sleep in crypto clown.
I am never bullish,
Dust upon my screen.
Market’s like my exes
Cold, unstable, mean.
I am never bullish,
Shorted what was green.
Now I live on ramen
And expired caffeine.
Outro – whispered into distortion
Satoshi... why have you forsaken me?
$XRP $XTZ $XMR
(Grunge vibes, raw angst, distorted chords)
Bought the top again, oh well,
Charts are lies I cannot tell.
Red and green, they blur and blend,
Hope is dead . .. .don’t pretend.
I am never bullish,
No, I never care.
Dip is just a promise,
Floating in the air.
I am never bullish,
Tethered to despair.
Every pump’s a rumor,
Every whale’s unfair.
FOMO like a teenage dream,
Gas fees choking every scream.
Elon tweeted... price went down,
Now I sleep in crypto clown.
I am never bullish,
Dust upon my screen.
Market’s like my exes
Cold, unstable, mean.
I am never bullish,
Shorted what was green.
Now I live on ramen
And expired caffeine.
Outro – whispered into distortion
Satoshi... why have you forsaken me?
$XRP $XTZ $XMR
READ IT ! #Shortageddon: When Bitcoin Went Up... and Everyone Went Down
......On the morning of July 11th, 2025, hundreds of thousands of brave crypto traders woke up... and immediately regretted it.
Guy in hoodie holding energy drink says: “Bro, I shorted at 100K. My AI said ‘trend reversal.’ I thought that meant DOWN!” —Chad, former trader, current Uber scooter mechanic.
So let me get this straight. You saw $BTC flying up like a SpaceX rocket and said, ‘Hey, let me bet that it suddenly explodes in reverse like a Michael Bay movie’? Genius.... genius
:‘Over $1 Billion in Shorts Liquidated’ That’s right.
232,000 traders got margin-called harder than a Boomer at a tech support scam.
One poor soul lost $88.5 million betting against Bitcoin. His wallet? Missing in action.
His AI? Now applying for asylum in El Salvador.
And let’s talk ETFs — because apparently institutional investors now treat Bitcoin like it’s avocado toast at brunch: They just. Can’t. Stop. Buying. :)
BREAKING: “Bitcoin ETF inflows hit $1.18B in a single day.”That’s more cash than all of crypto Twitter has collectively claimed to make since 2017. Combined. Yes, even that one guy with the Lamborghini and motivational quotes in Comic Sans.
Finally ...“lYou know what we’ve learned today, folks?If you’re gonna short Bitcoin in 2025, make sure:
1. You’re rich enough to cry in private.
2. Your AI knows the difference between a ‘dip’ and a goddamn moon landing.
And 3... music — Bitcoin anthem remix ft. whale sounds & liquidated tears 😭
......On the morning of July 11th, 2025, hundreds of thousands of brave crypto traders woke up... and immediately regretted it.
Guy in hoodie holding energy drink says: “Bro, I shorted at 100K. My AI said ‘trend reversal.’ I thought that meant DOWN!” —Chad, former trader, current Uber scooter mechanic.
So let me get this straight. You saw $BTC flying up like a SpaceX rocket and said, ‘Hey, let me bet that it suddenly explodes in reverse like a Michael Bay movie’? Genius.... genius
:‘Over $1 Billion in Shorts Liquidated’ That’s right.
232,000 traders got margin-called harder than a Boomer at a tech support scam.
One poor soul lost $88.5 million betting against Bitcoin. His wallet? Missing in action.
His AI? Now applying for asylum in El Salvador.
And let’s talk ETFs — because apparently institutional investors now treat Bitcoin like it’s avocado toast at brunch: They just. Can’t. Stop. Buying. :)
BREAKING: “Bitcoin ETF inflows hit $1.18B in a single day.”That’s more cash than all of crypto Twitter has collectively claimed to make since 2017. Combined. Yes, even that one guy with the Lamborghini and motivational quotes in Comic Sans.
Finally ...“lYou know what we’ve learned today, folks?If you’re gonna short Bitcoin in 2025, make sure:
1. You’re rich enough to cry in private.
2. Your AI knows the difference between a ‘dip’ and a goddamn moon landing.
And 3... music — Bitcoin anthem remix ft. whale sounds & liquidated tears 😭
to be liquidity or not to be... $ETH $BTC $SOL
To be liquidity, or not to be -
That is the eternal question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to HODL
The dips and dumps of outrageous fortune,
Or to sell , and by opposing - wreck it?
To sell, to sleep ...
No more red candles, and by sleep we mean
Escape from rugs and paper hands’ regret.
To trade, perchance to moon - ay, there’s the rub…
For in that moonshot what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this volatile coil,
Must give us pause.
Liquidity : the silent pool where whales feed
Thou art both savior and siren.
Too deep, and we drown. Too shallow, and we starve.
Thus caution doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of FOMO
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of TA,
And traders of great ambition and leverage
With charts awry their action turn away…
To be liquidity, or not to be?
Only the market knows — and it ain't telling.
$SOL $SUI $HBAR
That is the eternal question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to HODL
The dips and dumps of outrageous fortune,
Or to sell , and by opposing - wreck it?
To sell, to sleep ...
No more red candles, and by sleep we mean
Escape from rugs and paper hands’ regret.
To trade, perchance to moon - ay, there’s the rub…
For in that moonshot what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this volatile coil,
Must give us pause.
Liquidity : the silent pool where whales feed
Thou art both savior and siren.
Too deep, and we drown. Too shallow, and we starve.
Thus caution doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of FOMO
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of TA,
And traders of great ambition and leverage
With charts awry their action turn away…
To be liquidity, or not to be?
Only the market knows — and it ain't telling.
$SOL $SUI $HBAR
higher.
i this its a fake pump it will go back from here ...
....Across the velvet table purred his nemesis , Mr. Doge. Slick, smug, and backed by a cartel of bored apes and Telegram bots.
“All in,” Whiskercoin meowed coolly, pushing a stack of golden tokens. Doge wagged. “Foolish cat. You trade on emotion.” Sir Whiskercoin blinked slowly. “And you bark at candles.”
The final card fell. The blockchain blinked. Silence. Then.........A flush of sats.
The casino roared. Whales wept. The apes vanished in rug-pulled despair. Sir Whiskercoin licked his paw and strolled out, the moonlight glinting off his hardware wallet.
Bond theme song plays:
In aaaassa world of barking traders
and meowing influencers,
only one rule matters
never
never
never chase pumps.
Be the cat.
#1000FLOKIUSDT #BTCBreaksATH #ETHBreaks3k
“All in,” Whiskercoin meowed coolly, pushing a stack of golden tokens. Doge wagged. “Foolish cat. You trade on emotion.” Sir Whiskercoin blinked slowly. “And you bark at candles.”
The final card fell. The blockchain blinked. Silence. Then.........A flush of sats.
The casino roared. Whales wept. The apes vanished in rug-pulled despair. Sir Whiskercoin licked his paw and strolled out, the moonlight glinting off his hardware wallet.
Bond theme song plays:
In aaaassa world of barking traders
and meowing influencers,
only one rule matters
never
never
never chase pumps.
Be the cat.
#1000FLOKIUSDT #BTCBreaksATH #ETHBreaks3k
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