EIIRP SUE HDG aka 1st Amish Trader
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Who is 1st Amish Trader?
Eirich Süd-Hett was born somewhere between a cornfield and a thunderstorm, where the cows walk slower and the 3G never came.
He was born in a barn, baptized in rainwater, and learned to read the Book of Genesis and Binance charts with equal conviction.
By twenty-three, he’d traded butter for Bitcoin and raised a mining rig in his chicken coop—powered by the windmill , old sewing machine and righteous ambition.
He spoke plainly, dressed humbly, and once shorted Dogecoin during a barn raising.
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He was born in a barn, baptized in rainwater, and learned to read the Book of Genesis and Binance charts with equal conviction.
By twenty-three, he’d traded butter for Bitcoin and raised a mining rig in his chicken coop—powered by the windmill , old sewing machine and righteous ambition.
He spoke plainly, dressed humbly, and once shorted Dogecoin during a barn raising.
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"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's yield... unless it's staked at 12% APY."
#BTCBreaks99K The Worst Bitcoin Predictions: A Philosophical Tragedy in Four Acts
1. “Bitcoin is going to zero.”
Said every economist in 2014 with a necktie tighter than their imagination. Result: $BTC hit $99,000 while they rebalanced their pension funds.
2. “It’ll never break $1,000.”
A confident tweet from 2013, now archived as poetic fossil fuel. Even Diogenes wouldn’t have predicted such radiant irony.
3. “Governments will shut it down.” A timeless classic. Like saying “the sea will obey.”
Socrates would’ve called it hubris. We just call it “copium.”
4. “It’s just a phase.”
So is life. So was the Enlightenment. So was MySpace. And yet, here we are — still trading, still memeing, still stacking sats.
Bitcoin isn’t perfect. It’s chaotic and full of regrets.But every bad prediction about it was a reminder: we understand the future best when we laugh at our past certainties.
1. “Bitcoin is going to zero.”
Said every economist in 2014 with a necktie tighter than their imagination. Result: $BTC hit $99,000 while they rebalanced their pension funds.
2. “It’ll never break $1,000.”
A confident tweet from 2013, now archived as poetic fossil fuel. Even Diogenes wouldn’t have predicted such radiant irony.
3. “Governments will shut it down.” A timeless classic. Like saying “the sea will obey.”
Socrates would’ve called it hubris. We just call it “copium.”
4. “It’s just a phase.”
So is life. So was the Enlightenment. So was MySpace. And yet, here we are — still trading, still memeing, still stacking sats.
Bitcoin isn’t perfect. It’s chaotic and full of regrets.But every bad prediction about it was a reminder: we understand the future best when we laugh at our past certainties.
Bank of England Cuts Interest Rate to 4.25% !!!
On May 8 Bank of England (BoE) reduced its benchmark interest rate by 0.25 pp. This decision, passed with a narrow 5-4 vote, reflects concerns over the UK's economic outlook amid global uncertainties, particularly stemming from recent U.S. tariff policies under President $TRUMP .
Implications for the Crypto Market:
a. Investor Sentiment: Lower interest rates often lead investors to seek higher-yielding assets, potentially increasing interest in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum.
b. Market Volatility: The rate cut, coupled with global economic uncertainties, may contribute to increased volatility in both traditional and crypto markets.
c. Currency Impact: A reduced interest rate can weaken the British pound, possibly making cryptocurrencies more attractive as alternative stores of value.
#FOMCMeeting #BanksVSBitcoin
On May 8 Bank of England (BoE) reduced its benchmark interest rate by 0.25 pp. This decision, passed with a narrow 5-4 vote, reflects concerns over the UK's economic outlook amid global uncertainties, particularly stemming from recent U.S. tariff policies under President $TRUMP .
Implications for the Crypto Market:
a. Investor Sentiment: Lower interest rates often lead investors to seek higher-yielding assets, potentially increasing interest in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum.
b. Market Volatility: The rate cut, coupled with global economic uncertainties, may contribute to increased volatility in both traditional and crypto markets.
c. Currency Impact: A reduced interest rate can weaken the British pound, possibly making cryptocurrencies more attractive as alternative stores of value.
#FOMCMeeting #BanksVSBitcoin
#MEMEAct Memes Are Too Serious Now. Vision
We once laughed at memes : dna-blocks of culture, irony, and rebellion. But in today’s digital economy, memes have weight. They move markets, elect leaders, birth currencies.
A meme coin is not a joke. It is a symbol system, a collective hallucination with liquidity.It fuses belief, humor, and speculation into value.
And that makes it more powerful than many regulated assets — because it answers to attention, not authority.
How do you regulate a meme?
You can’t legislate irony!!!
You can’t audit vibes!
What was once absurd ... that a frog $PEPE or a $DOGE or $DOGS could hold market cap is now a serious matter of wealth and power.) serious !
So the problem isn't that memes are dangerous. It's that we built a world where symbols can become money overnight,
and called it freedom.
And maybe it is... maybe
But freedom in a memetic market is not the freedom to control. It’s the freedom to lose everything ...laughing.
We once laughed at memes : dna-blocks of culture, irony, and rebellion. But in today’s digital economy, memes have weight. They move markets, elect leaders, birth currencies.
A meme coin is not a joke. It is a symbol system, a collective hallucination with liquidity.It fuses belief, humor, and speculation into value.
And that makes it more powerful than many regulated assets — because it answers to attention, not authority.
How do you regulate a meme?
You can’t legislate irony!!!
You can’t audit vibes!
What was once absurd ... that a frog $PEPE or a $DOGE or $DOGS could hold market cap is now a serious matter of wealth and power.) serious !
So the problem isn't that memes are dangerous. It's that we built a world where symbols can become money overnight,
and called it freedom.
And maybe it is... maybe
But freedom in a memetic market is not the freedom to control. It’s the freedom to lose everything ...laughing.
BoyCat!
#BinanceAlart #CryptoAlart #HamsterKombat $HMSTR
"BOYCOTT HMASTER COMBAT"
Are you sure with me????
"BOYCOTT HMASTER COMBAT"
Are you sure with me????
The Fog of Trade. Vision.
Clausewitz taught us that war is shrouded in fog — uncertainty, misdirection, friction.But he could never imagine the modern battlefield: the crypto market, where algorithms fire without orders, $TRUMP &$PEPE memes move armies, and $BTC panic spreads faster than light.
Here too, there is fog — not of war, but of trade.
Candles flicker, narratives clash, and truth is always one block behind. Like war, markets are not pure logic.
They are chaos filtered through will — the will to profit, to surv
Here too, there is fog — not of war, but of trade.
Candles flicker, narratives clash, and truth is always one block behind. Like war, markets are not pure logic.
They are chaos filtered through will — the will to profit, to surv
Trader Cat’s Daily Advice
Meow. I bought the dip. Then I knocked the mouse off the table. Now the market’s crashing and I’m asleep in a sunbeam.
Lesson?
Trade less. Nap more.
And never trust a chart you can’t sit on.
#USHouseMarketStructureDraft
Meow. I bought the dip. Then I knocked the mouse off the table. Now the market’s crashing and I’m asleep in a sunbeam.
Lesson?
Trade less. Nap more.
And never trust a chart you can’t sit on.
#USHouseMarketStructureDraft
BTC Prediction: May 7–8
Scenario № 1 Bullish Breakout.
If the Federal Reserve signals a rate cut or pause, $BTC could break above $97.4K, targeting $100K short-term. Institutional accumulation and U.S. state-level adoption (e.g., New Hampshire) support this momentum.
Scenario №2: Bearish Pullback
If the Fed maintains a hawkish tone, expect a short-term retracement to the $92K–$93K range. MACD and RSI suggest BTC is approaching overbought territory.
Scenario № 1 Bullish Breakout.
If the Federal Reserve signals a rate cut or pause, $BTC could break above $97.4K, targeting $100K short-term. Institutional accumulation and U.S. state-level adoption (e.g., New Hampshire) support this momentum.
Scenario №2: Bearish Pullback
If the Fed maintains a hawkish tone, expect a short-term retracement to the $92K–$93K range. MACD and RSI suggest BTC is approaching overbought territory.
it was just the beginning.
SOLAYER SOLAYER SOLAYER SOLAYER SOLAYER 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Trader-cats say: bulls hit!
Man, have you heard the insane story behind $SHIB? It launched in 2020 at a ridiculously low price—something like $0.00000000051. Basically worthless. But by 2021, it skyrocketed to $0.00008845. That’s a jaw-dropping 17 million percent increase. Seriously, just $10 back then could’ve turned you into a millionaire. There wasn’t any real tech or utility behind it—just pure meme power, community hype, and a Binance listing that set things on fire. It was one of those legendary crypto moments where you just had to be there. It proves that in crypto, anything’s possible. Underdogs can blow up out of nowhere. So next time you spot a strange, tiny coin, maybe don’t dismiss it too fast. You never know—it might be the next $SHIB. Crypto’s wild like that. All it takes is one spark. And honestly, SHIB’s still holding up pretty well even now.
#Write2Earn
#Write2Earn
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GALA COIN SIGNAL ALERT
GALA COIN SIGNAL ALERT
SIGNAL TYPE : SHORT
COIN NAME : $GALA
1) This chart shows GALA/USDT on a 4-hour timeframe, with a rising channel pattern indicating a potential short trade. The price is moving in a rising channel, where the price makes higher highs and higher lows, but the upward momentum is losing steam. The market is likely reaching its upper resistance, making this a potential short signal. The RSI is currently at 34.47, which is near the oversold territory, indicating weakening bullish momentum and possibly an upcoming reversal. The MACD is showing bearish divergence, with the histogram starting to turn negative, confirming the weakening buying pressure.
2) This is the OTHERS.D on a 1-day chart. The price is currently inside a falling wedge, which typically signals a potential bearish breakdown if the price breaks below the lower trendline 📉. The price has been consolidating within the wedge, and a breakdown below the lower boundary suggests the possibility of a sharp downward move.
ENTRY PRICE : 0.01583 or market price)
1st tp: 0.01493
2nd tp: 0.01437
3rd tp: 0.01349
SL : 0.01640( This trade only for spot and sl for future )
FOR MORE DETAIS , CHECK OUT MU BIO BY CLICKING MY PROFILE
AND AGIN THIS SIGNAL ONLY FOR SPOT. IF YOU WANT FUTURE SIGNAL JOIN MY BINANCE LIVE.
JUST CLICK ON MY PROFILE TOO JOIN MY LIVE .
AND AGIN THIS SIGNAL ONLY FOR SPOT. IF YOU WANT GOOD ADVICE JOIN MY BINANCE LIVE.
JUST CLICK ON MY PROFILE TOO JOIN MY LIVE . #hypercrypto18
SIGNAL TYPE : SHORT
COIN NAME : $GALA
1) This chart shows GALA/USDT on a 4-hour timeframe, with a rising channel pattern indicating a potential short trade. The price is moving in a rising channel, where the price makes higher highs and higher lows, but the upward momentum is losing steam. The market is likely reaching its upper resistance, making this a potential short signal. The RSI is currently at 34.47, which is near the oversold territory, indicating weakening bullish momentum and possibly an upcoming reversal. The MACD is showing bearish divergence, with the histogram starting to turn negative, confirming the weakening buying pressure.
2) This is the OTHERS.D on a 1-day chart. The price is currently inside a falling wedge, which typically signals a potential bearish breakdown if the price breaks below the lower trendline 📉. The price has been consolidating within the wedge, and a breakdown below the lower boundary suggests the possibility of a sharp downward move.
ENTRY PRICE : 0.01583 or market price)
1st tp: 0.01493
2nd tp: 0.01437
3rd tp: 0.01349
SL : 0.01640( This trade only for spot and sl for future )
FOR MORE DETAIS , CHECK OUT MU BIO BY CLICKING MY PROFILE
AND AGIN THIS SIGNAL ONLY FOR SPOT. IF YOU WANT FUTURE SIGNAL JOIN MY BINANCE LIVE.
JUST CLICK ON MY PROFILE TOO JOIN MY LIVE .
AND AGIN THIS SIGNAL ONLY FOR SPOT. IF YOU WANT GOOD ADVICE JOIN MY BINANCE LIVE.
JUST CLICK ON MY PROFILE TOO JOIN MY LIVE . #hypercrypto18
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3k of the New-Greenland peso and a portion of taco.
What will be the profit if I sell them in 2030; 5 Years afterwards ?
#AirdropFinderGuide
#AirdropFinderGuide
interesting asset to trade, highly connected to macrotrends and politics.
Very nice 👍
good news , gold is always interesting
good news , gold is always interesting
Very nice 👍
good news , gold is always interesting
good news , gold is always interesting
🪙 Tether officially introduced the attestation for its gold-backed stablecoin XAUt, a big moment. Over 7.7 tons of physical gold fully back the tokens, giving XAUt an edge even over its rivals. The project is expanding into new markets, preparing for listings, and keeping regulation tight.
XAUt is setting a new standard for trust and transparency in digital assets.#Tether
XAUt is setting a new standard for trust and transparency in digital assets.#Tether
65 Years in Crypto: Lessons Learned and News
$BTC Bitcoin's Mood Swings: Investing in Bitcoin is like dating a rockstar—thrilling highs, dramatic lows, and always a headline.
Meme Coin Mayhem: From $DOGE to $TRUMP , meme coins have shown that humor and hype can drive markets—until the punchline hits your wallet.
Lessons in Volatility: The crypto market teaches resilience. One day you're a millionaire; the next, you're explaining to your cat why kibble is the new caviar.
Remember: In crypto, every dip is a lesson, every surge a surprise, and every coin a story waiting to be told.
$BTC Bitcoin's Mood Swings: Investing in Bitcoin is like dating a rockstar—thrilling highs, dramatic lows, and always a headline.
Meme Coin Mayhem: From $DOGE to $TRUMP , meme coins have shown that humor and hype can drive markets—until the punchline hits your wallet.
Lessons in Volatility: The crypto market teaches resilience. One day you're a millionaire; the next, you're explaining to your cat why kibble is the new caviar.
Remember: In crypto, every dip is a lesson, every surge a surprise, and every coin a story waiting to be told.
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