BREAKING: Introducing the Most Senseless Coin Ever – $WHY
It has no roadmap, no utility, no dev team, and no point — but it’s up 3000% this week.
Features include:
No whitepaper, just a Post-it note that says “send it”
Tokenomics based on lunar phases and pure emotional damage
Liquidity locked in a sock drawer
Early investors claim, “I bought it ironically… now I can’t afford rent ironically.”
Analysts agree:
It makes no sense. That’s why it’s working.
Welcome to Web3, where the less you understand, the more you profit — until you don’t.
