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Jerome Powell, bored of data, pulled out a **Magic 8-Ball**:
**“CUT RATES?”** *“Ask again later.”*
**“NOW?”** *“Better not tell you.”*
He flipped a **coin** instead.
*Tails.* “Rates stay high. Blame probability.”
Wall Street, overhearing, panicked-bought **NFTs of the coin**.
*Fin.* 🪙
*(Moral: The Fed is just a group chat with a dartboard.)* #PowellRemarks
**“CUT RATES?”** *“Ask again later.”*
**“NOW?”** *“Better not tell you.”*
He flipped a **coin** instead.
*Tails.* “Rates stay high. Blame probability.”
Wall Street, overhearing, panicked-bought **NFTs of the coin**.
*Fin.* 🪙
*(Moral: The Fed is just a group chat with a dartboard.)* #PowellRemarks
Dogecoin: Barking Back at the Bears
Dogecoin woke up from its nap and decided it’s still got that dawg in it.
Price shot up, and Elon probably winked somewhere in a dark room.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate a meme with a mission and a Shiba with a dream.
#memes #funny #Dogecoin $DOGE
Dogecoin woke up from its nap and decided it’s still got that dawg in it.
Price shot up, and Elon probably winked somewhere in a dark room.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate a meme with a mission and a Shiba with a dream.
#memes #funny #Dogecoin $DOGE
China’s Crypto Conundrum: To Hodl or Not to Hodl
China’s government has so much seized crypto, it’s basically an involuntary whale now. But they’re stuck:
“Do we sell the coins and buy more surveillance drones, or just start minting NFTs of Mao in shades?”
So far, local officials are treating Bitcoin like it’s ancient scrolls—no one knows what to do, but they’re scared to touch it.
#funny #memes $BTC
China’s government has so much seized crypto, it’s basically an involuntary whale now. But they’re stuck:
“Do we sell the coins and buy more surveillance drones, or just start minting NFTs of Mao in shades?”
So far, local officials are treating Bitcoin like it’s ancient scrolls—no one knows what to do, but they’re scared to touch it.
#funny #memes $BTC
Bhutan: From Himalayan Peace to Bitcoin Beasts
Bhutan just woke up one morning, looked at its waterfalls, and said:
“Let’s mine Bitcoin instead of inner peace.”
Now they’re using hydro power to mine crypto—so basically, monks are out, miners are in. Expect the next spiritual retreat to come with a GPU upgrade and some sats in your wallet.
#funny #memes $BTC
Bhutan just woke up one morning, looked at its waterfalls, and said:
“Let’s mine Bitcoin instead of inner peace.”
Now they’re using hydro power to mine crypto—so basically, monks are out, miners are in. Expect the next spiritual retreat to come with a GPU upgrade and some sats in your wallet.
#funny #memes $BTC
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