Jerome Powell, bored of data, pulled out a **Magic 8-Ball**:

**“CUT RATES?”** *“Ask again later.”*

**“NOW?”** *“Better not tell you.”*

He flipped a **coin** instead.

*Tails.* “Rates stay high. Blame probability.”

Wall Street, overhearing, panicked-bought **NFTs of the coin**.

*Fin.* 🪙

*(Moral: The Fed is just a group chat with a dartboard.)* #PowellRemarks