China’s Crypto Conundrum: To Hodl or Not to Hodl
China’s government has so much seized crypto, it’s basically an involuntary whale now. But they’re stuck:
“Do we sell the coins and buy more surveillance drones, or just start minting NFTs of Mao in shades?”
So far, local officials are treating Bitcoin like it’s ancient scrolls—no one knows what to do, but they’re scared to touch it.
