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Airdrop Discovery Guide
Binance Airdrop Survival Guide: How to elegantly pick up fluff in a scythe rain, self-cultivation for noobs
Dear crypto comrades, I heard you've been frantically searching for airdrops on Binance? Today, Master of Picking Up Leftovers will teach you a (Airdrop Anti-Balding Guide) so you can pick up the fluff without getting your hair cut like Ge You! (Warm reminder: Please use this operation with titanium alloy dog eyes + anti-scam radar.)
Step 1: Airdrop Positioning Technique—Find Binance's treasure map**
Operation mantra:
"Stroll around the Alpha zone, surf the financial page, hit the notification button, and the fluff will automatically be delivered to your door!"
Dear crypto comrades, I heard you've been frantically searching for airdrops on Binance? Today, Master of Picking Up Leftovers will teach you a (Airdrop Anti-Balding Guide) so you can pick up the fluff without getting your hair cut like Ge You! (Warm reminder: Please use this operation with titanium alloy dog eyes + anti-scam radar.)
Step 1: Airdrop Positioning Technique—Find Binance's treasure map**
Operation mantra:
"Stroll around the Alpha zone, surf the financial page, hit the notification button, and the fluff will automatically be delivered to your door!"
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Trump Suspends New Tariffs
#特朗普暂停新关税
Fellow retail investors, when you thought the biggest black swan in the crypto market was Satoshi Nakamoto's resurrection, Comrade Trump proved with actions: the true master of price manipulation is in the White House! This golden retriever with a natural talent for trending topics recently used a series of "suspension of new tariffs" moves to turn the crypto market into a large-scale reality show — the plot twist speed rivals Sun Yuchen's Weibo calls, and the excitement level is comparable to Vitalik forgetting his private key. The tariff transformation, Bitcoin rides the waves. On April 9, Trump pressed the nuclear button on the global trade war, announcing a maximum of 46% tariffs on 60 countries, which scared Bitcoin into a free fall overnight. As a result, 13 hours later, this old man suddenly pulled out a "90-day suspension" get-out-of-jail-free card, also adding a sarcastic buff of "China excluded," directly driving the market into a state of schizophrenia — Nasdaq surged 12%, setting a 20-year record, Bitcoin took off and broke $90,000, contract traders jumped back and forth between rooftops and clubs. Just when retail investors thought they could earn by lying down, Trump started teasing Powell again. On April 21, he threatened to fire the Federal Reserve Chair, scaring gold to soar and Bitcoin to follow suit; two days later, he suddenly changed his tune to "Little Powell is really nice," the dollar rebounded while Bitcoin continued to surge. This plot could make even the screenwriter of (Empresses in the Palace) call it skilled! Crypto guys got it: it turns out the independence of the Federal Reserve = Trump's mood barometer, Bitcoin's rise and fall depends entirely on the President's Twitter typing speed. The most magical part belongs to the tariff drama with China. On April 23, Trump suddenly announced a "significant reduction of 145% in tariffs," and Bitcoin immediately broke through $94,000. But upon closer inspection of the terms — China was still excluded from the tax reduction list, and the 125% tariff hammer remained unchanged. Goodness, this operation can be called "Schrodinger's good news," perfectly illustrating what it means to "say no but the body is very honest." After the price increase, it was discovered: the good news was actually for the Vietnamese factories, Bitcoin just rode the emotional wave!
Fellow retail investors, when you thought the biggest black swan in the crypto market was Satoshi Nakamoto's resurrection, Comrade Trump proved with actions: the true master of price manipulation is in the White House! This golden retriever with a natural talent for trending topics recently used a series of "suspension of new tariffs" moves to turn the crypto market into a large-scale reality show — the plot twist speed rivals Sun Yuchen's Weibo calls, and the excitement level is comparable to Vitalik forgetting his private key. The tariff transformation, Bitcoin rides the waves. On April 9, Trump pressed the nuclear button on the global trade war, announcing a maximum of 46% tariffs on 60 countries, which scared Bitcoin into a free fall overnight. As a result, 13 hours later, this old man suddenly pulled out a "90-day suspension" get-out-of-jail-free card, also adding a sarcastic buff of "China excluded," directly driving the market into a state of schizophrenia — Nasdaq surged 12%, setting a 20-year record, Bitcoin took off and broke $90,000, contract traders jumped back and forth between rooftops and clubs. Just when retail investors thought they could earn by lying down, Trump started teasing Powell again. On April 21, he threatened to fire the Federal Reserve Chair, scaring gold to soar and Bitcoin to follow suit; two days later, he suddenly changed his tune to "Little Powell is really nice," the dollar rebounded while Bitcoin continued to surge. This plot could make even the screenwriter of (Empresses in the Palace) call it skilled! Crypto guys got it: it turns out the independence of the Federal Reserve = Trump's mood barometer, Bitcoin's rise and fall depends entirely on the President's Twitter typing speed. The most magical part belongs to the tariff drama with China. On April 23, Trump suddenly announced a "significant reduction of 145% in tariffs," and Bitcoin immediately broke through $94,000. But upon closer inspection of the terms — China was still excluded from the tax reduction list, and the 125% tariff hammer remained unchanged. Goodness, this operation can be called "Schrodinger's good news," perfectly illustrating what it means to "say no but the body is very honest." After the price increase, it was discovered: the good news was actually for the Vietnamese factories, Bitcoin just rode the emotional wave!
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#中美贸易关系
The simultaneous decline of stocks, bonds, and currencies; Trump is losing control of the situation this time. As of today, April 21, the US dollar index has fallen below 98, while the 30-year US Treasury yield is between 4.8 and 4.9. Today, there are more reports that the UK and Japan are significantly reducing their holdings of US Treasuries. These two staunch allies of the US are verbally offering good news, saying, 'Big Brother, I'm on your side, I won't impose tariffs,' and then they turn around and stab the US in the back. In this world, the two countries most adept at riding the fence are doing the most pragmatic things.
Trump's maneuvering this time can be called the greatest operation of this century; he made 20 billion in just a few days, but the US stock market has lost 8.5 trillion, and US Treasuries have evaporated by 3.5 trillion. In total, there is a loss of 12 trillion, but 20 billion is his own.
The return of manufacturing is not something that can be realized in a short time; the premise of achieving it is that money cannot be made in the financial market. If money can be made in the financial market, why would people want to go work in factories? Without giving up the dollar hegemony, it is impossible to achieve. Moreover, just because you put down your butcher knife doesn't mean you can become a Buddha right away, unless all of America's enemies are great benefactors! $BTC
The simultaneous decline of stocks, bonds, and currencies; Trump is losing control of the situation this time. As of today, April 21, the US dollar index has fallen below 98, while the 30-year US Treasury yield is between 4.8 and 4.9. Today, there are more reports that the UK and Japan are significantly reducing their holdings of US Treasuries. These two staunch allies of the US are verbally offering good news, saying, 'Big Brother, I'm on your side, I won't impose tariffs,' and then they turn around and stab the US in the back. In this world, the two countries most adept at riding the fence are doing the most pragmatic things.
Trump's maneuvering this time can be called the greatest operation of this century; he made 20 billion in just a few days, but the US stock market has lost 8.5 trillion, and US Treasuries have evaporated by 3.5 trillion. In total, there is a loss of 12 trillion, but 20 billion is his own.
The return of manufacturing is not something that can be realized in a short time; the premise of achieving it is that money cannot be made in the financial market. If money can be made in the financial market, why would people want to go work in factories? Without giving up the dollar hegemony, it is impossible to achieve. Moreover, just because you put down your butcher knife doesn't mean you can become a Buddha right away, unless all of America's enemies are great benefactors! $BTC
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#加拿大推出SolanaETF
Canada outpaces the United States by eighteen streets: Solana ETF brings staking rewards to investors, while the SEC is still dragging its feet?
Canada's recent move is truly remarkable! The world's first spot Solana ETF has launched, and it even includes a staking feature with an annual yield of 6%-8%, directly feeding investors. In contrast, those old-timers at the SEC in the United States are still entangled in debates over whether Solana is a security, and they might delay a staking feature until June 2025, truly thinking of themselves as the 'Delayed Chain' of the blockchain world?
Look at the data! Four Canadian institutions (Purpose, Evolve, CI, 3iQ) launched their ETFs on the 16th, and the price of SOL plummeted (125 dollars, down 4.5% within the day), but I'm not worried at all—staking rewards are there, and holding long-term means easy profits. What about the U.S.? The total scale of two SOL futures ETFs is only 14 million dollars, less than even the XRP ETF. Is this a joke?
Even more astonishingly, the Canadian regulatory body has long given the green light to Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs, a game that was finished in 2021, while the U.S. won’t catch up until 2024, and now even altcoin ETFs are being choked. Trump keeps boasting about being the 'crypto capital,' yet the SEC doesn't even dare to approve a Solana ETF; what good is an 84% probability? The market has already overextended its expectations; if it finally gets approved, it might turn from a boon to a bane.
Now let's talk about the credit in the U.S.—as the trade war heats up, U.S. stocks and crypto both take a hit, and SOL has dropped significantly. Meanwhile, the Canadian ETF is as stable as ever, directly bottoming out on SOL spot and allowing retail investors to profit effortlessly from staking. What else can the SEC do besides delaying and sending inquiry letters? They might as well change their name to the 'Slow Exchange Commission.'
Short-term, SOL looks at 122 dollars for support; if it breaks through the 149-dollar resistance, it will soar. But don't expect the U.S. ETF to save the market—by the time the SEC approves it, Canadians will have already made enough for retirement, while you’re still waiting for KYC approval! $SOL
Canada outpaces the United States by eighteen streets: Solana ETF brings staking rewards to investors, while the SEC is still dragging its feet?
Canada's recent move is truly remarkable! The world's first spot Solana ETF has launched, and it even includes a staking feature with an annual yield of 6%-8%, directly feeding investors. In contrast, those old-timers at the SEC in the United States are still entangled in debates over whether Solana is a security, and they might delay a staking feature until June 2025, truly thinking of themselves as the 'Delayed Chain' of the blockchain world?
Look at the data! Four Canadian institutions (Purpose, Evolve, CI, 3iQ) launched their ETFs on the 16th, and the price of SOL plummeted (125 dollars, down 4.5% within the day), but I'm not worried at all—staking rewards are there, and holding long-term means easy profits. What about the U.S.? The total scale of two SOL futures ETFs is only 14 million dollars, less than even the XRP ETF. Is this a joke?
Even more astonishingly, the Canadian regulatory body has long given the green light to Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs, a game that was finished in 2021, while the U.S. won’t catch up until 2024, and now even altcoin ETFs are being choked. Trump keeps boasting about being the 'crypto capital,' yet the SEC doesn't even dare to approve a Solana ETF; what good is an 84% probability? The market has already overextended its expectations; if it finally gets approved, it might turn from a boon to a bane.
Now let's talk about the credit in the U.S.—as the trade war heats up, U.S. stocks and crypto both take a hit, and SOL has dropped significantly. Meanwhile, the Canadian ETF is as stable as ever, directly bottoming out on SOL spot and allowing retail investors to profit effortlessly from staking. What else can the SEC do besides delaying and sending inquiry letters? They might as well change their name to the 'Slow Exchange Commission.'
Short-term, SOL looks at 122 dollars for support; if it breaks through the 149-dollar resistance, it will soar. But don't expect the U.S. ETF to save the market—by the time the SEC approves it, Canadians will have already made enough for retirement, while you’re still waiting for KYC approval! $SOL
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#保护您的资产
The troubles caused by Trump are not limited to the decline of the US stock market; rather, it is a triple blow to stocks, bonds, and exchange rates! Moreover, in the East, the internationalization of the renminbi has made substantial breakthroughs! China, Japan, South Korea, and the ten ASEAN countries have unanimously agreed to pass the legal framework for the Chiang Mai multilateral mechanism funded in renminbi. This mechanism is a multilateral currency swap mechanism aimed at addressing difficulties in currency circulation within the region and balancing international payment imbalances, representing an important achievement in regional financial cooperation in Asia. According to estimates from Japanese and Singaporean media, the scale is around 1.8 trillion renminbi.
What impact does the progress of renminbi internationalization have on our cryptocurrency circle? What insights do you have, experts? $BTC
The troubles caused by Trump are not limited to the decline of the US stock market; rather, it is a triple blow to stocks, bonds, and exchange rates! Moreover, in the East, the internationalization of the renminbi has made substantial breakthroughs! China, Japan, South Korea, and the ten ASEAN countries have unanimously agreed to pass the legal framework for the Chiang Mai multilateral mechanism funded in renminbi. This mechanism is a multilateral currency swap mechanism aimed at addressing difficulties in currency circulation within the region and balancing international payment imbalances, representing an important achievement in regional financial cooperation in Asia. According to estimates from Japanese and Singaporean media, the scale is around 1.8 trillion renminbi.
What impact does the progress of renminbi internationalization have on our cryptocurrency circle? What insights do you have, experts? $BTC
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#加密市场回调
A great risk is coming, today is April 5th at 6:10 AM. If a huge financial crisis occurs in the United States, the US dollar index will soar! It is not as everyone thinks it will plummet! The dollar index will only plummet if the United States as a country collapses! Because the decline of the US stock market will lead to many companies' pledged stocks reaching the critical point of liquidation, major shareholders will be desperately searching for US dollars worldwide. If they cannot find US dollars, it will trigger major shareholders to reduce their holdings, and at that time, the company’s stock will be even worse! When all major shareholders in US companies are desperately looking for US dollars, any financial products and physical products priced in US dollars will plummet, including gold, crude oil, and especially our big pancake. As pressure builds everywhere, the US dollar index will soar! If Americans cannot quickly resolve the issue of the soaring US dollar, the world will not be far from abandoning the dollar! At that time, the dollar index will immediately turn to a sharp decline, and the United States as a country will be doomed!
So: The process of America's demise is that the dollar first soars, followed by a sharp decline! $BTC
A great risk is coming, today is April 5th at 6:10 AM. If a huge financial crisis occurs in the United States, the US dollar index will soar! It is not as everyone thinks it will plummet! The dollar index will only plummet if the United States as a country collapses! Because the decline of the US stock market will lead to many companies' pledged stocks reaching the critical point of liquidation, major shareholders will be desperately searching for US dollars worldwide. If they cannot find US dollars, it will trigger major shareholders to reduce their holdings, and at that time, the company’s stock will be even worse! When all major shareholders in US companies are desperately looking for US dollars, any financial products and physical products priced in US dollars will plummet, including gold, crude oil, and especially our big pancake. As pressure builds everywhere, the US dollar index will soar! If Americans cannot quickly resolve the issue of the soaring US dollar, the world will not be far from abandoning the dollar! At that time, the dollar index will immediately turn to a sharp decline, and the United States as a country will be doomed!
So: The process of America's demise is that the dollar first soars, followed by a sharp decline! $BTC
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#加密市场回调
I've been struggling in the cryptocurrency world for nearly seven years, and I can clearly feel a downturn coming. Recently, I've been hearing daily that a bear market is here. I thought that since I've been through the rain, I could at least hold an umbrella for others. Unfortunately, first, my reach is small, and second, no one believes me. Watching a group of retail investors suffer heavy losses and feeling powerless is perhaps the path every trader must take! I wish all cryptocurrency friends the best of luck! $BTC
I've been struggling in the cryptocurrency world for nearly seven years, and I can clearly feel a downturn coming. Recently, I've been hearing daily that a bear market is here. I thought that since I've been through the rain, I could at least hold an umbrella for others. Unfortunately, first, my reach is small, and second, no one believes me. Watching a group of retail investors suffer heavy losses and feeling powerless is perhaps the path every trader must take! I wish all cryptocurrency friends the best of luck! $BTC
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#GameStop将比特币纳入储备资产
Today, there’s big news in the crypto world! Wall Street's 'Meme King' GameStop suddenly announced: I’m not selling game discs anymore, I’m going all in on Bitcoin! This move directly caused a stir in the after-hours trading of U.S. stocks, with the stock price skyrocketing by 6.3%, as if saying: 'What are you looking at? My GME is going to transform into the leader of the crypto world!'
This plot is even more thrilling than 'Squid Game'—two months ago, when the photo of GameStop CEO and Bitcoin's number one believer Michael Saylor meeting secretly was leaked, onlookers thought it was a shoot for 'The Wolf of Wall Street 2'. As a result, the major shareholder Strive Asset directly called out: 'Learn from MicroStrategy, going all in on Bitcoin is the right path!' Now looking back, wow, this ambush is more hidden than the final boss in 'Elden Ring'!
The Bitcoin market's reaction is even more magical: the price is stable at $87,000, but there are hidden currents on the blockchain. In just 24 hours, there were 17 transactions over $100 million, and the Bitcoin inventory on exchanges plummeted by 12,000 coins. Whales are shouting 'The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish', while secretly stuffing goods into cold wallets. Even the perpetual contract funding rate has returned to neutral; this market feels just like when a girlfriend says, 'I’m not angry', maintaining a delicate balance.
The most outrageous thing is that Saylor tweeted overnight: 'Welcome to the Bitcoin team (with champagne emoji)', instantly bringing back memories of the 2021 scene when Musk called it. However, retail investors shouldn’t rush; this Friday, the Federal Reserve’s PCE data is about to stage 'Inflation: The Final Battle'. It’s suggested that everyone enjoy the show while buckling up, since in the crypto world, good news can be the calm before the storm.
Lastly, a friendly reminder: When meme stocks start buying Bitcoin, this market is either the crazy prelude of a bull market or the filming of 'The Big Short' sequel. Remember the saying in the crypto world—bull markets are born in despair, grow in doubt, and peak in... (should have a dog head here) $BTC
Today, there’s big news in the crypto world! Wall Street's 'Meme King' GameStop suddenly announced: I’m not selling game discs anymore, I’m going all in on Bitcoin! This move directly caused a stir in the after-hours trading of U.S. stocks, with the stock price skyrocketing by 6.3%, as if saying: 'What are you looking at? My GME is going to transform into the leader of the crypto world!'
This plot is even more thrilling than 'Squid Game'—two months ago, when the photo of GameStop CEO and Bitcoin's number one believer Michael Saylor meeting secretly was leaked, onlookers thought it was a shoot for 'The Wolf of Wall Street 2'. As a result, the major shareholder Strive Asset directly called out: 'Learn from MicroStrategy, going all in on Bitcoin is the right path!' Now looking back, wow, this ambush is more hidden than the final boss in 'Elden Ring'!
The Bitcoin market's reaction is even more magical: the price is stable at $87,000, but there are hidden currents on the blockchain. In just 24 hours, there were 17 transactions over $100 million, and the Bitcoin inventory on exchanges plummeted by 12,000 coins. Whales are shouting 'The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish', while secretly stuffing goods into cold wallets. Even the perpetual contract funding rate has returned to neutral; this market feels just like when a girlfriend says, 'I’m not angry', maintaining a delicate balance.
The most outrageous thing is that Saylor tweeted overnight: 'Welcome to the Bitcoin team (with champagne emoji)', instantly bringing back memories of the 2021 scene when Musk called it. However, retail investors shouldn’t rush; this Friday, the Federal Reserve’s PCE data is about to stage 'Inflation: The Final Battle'. It’s suggested that everyone enjoy the show while buckling up, since in the crypto world, good news can be the calm before the storm.
Lastly, a friendly reminder: When meme stocks start buying Bitcoin, this market is either the crazy prelude of a bull market or the filming of 'The Big Short' sequel. Remember the saying in the crypto world—bull markets are born in despair, grow in doubt, and peak in... (should have a dog head here) $BTC
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#Trump: I Love $TRUMP
"The Trump Coin Revelation: Love Him, Short Him"
Dear crypto friends, when Trump typed "I love $TRUMP" on social media, my phone was instantly bombarded with liquidation alerts—it was like an earthquake of Parkinson's—after all, this old man’s words are quicker than a sickle in the hands of Sun Ge.
I still remember three months ago, on the first day of Emperor Trump’s reign, he launched the TRUMP coin, starting at $0.18, skyrocketing 15,000% to $75 within 12 hours, with a market value of $80 billion, almost rivaling McDonald's. At that time, many retail investors shouted, "With Emperor Trump ascending, the bull market returns quickly," but three days later the coin price was halved, and now it's dropped to $14, perfectly illustrating the magical realism of “Make America Zero Again.” Just yesterday, a stubborn whale smashed $5 million into a bet three minutes after Trump’s announcement, only to tearfully cut losses an hour later, with $197,000 turning into vapor on the blockchain—this isn’t trading coins; it’s clearly paying protection money to Trump’s campaign fund!
If we talk about the strongest influencer in the crypto circle, Trump would be second, even Musk wouldn’t dare claim first. The day before yesterday, he announced five mainstream coins entering strategic reserves, and Bitcoin instantly surged to $94,000, while Cardano had a daily increase of 70%, more thrilling than “Boruto.” But a closer look at the White House documents reveals that the strategic reserves rely entirely on confiscated bitcoins from hackers; the Treasury didn't even approve a budget for buying coins, it's purely talk to pump the market. Even more outrageous is Emperor Trump’s AI czar, David Sachs, who hosted the summit while frantically promoting SOL—this political-business revolving door would make even Vitalik shout 'insider.'
Now, there are only two survival tips in the crypto world: first, ambush SOL-based dog coins before Trump tweets, after all, the AI bigwig in the White House is heavily invested; second, when you see TRUMP coin skyrocketing, quickly go short, as this thing is more exciting than a delisted stock from Myanmar A. I heard that the White House summit on the 7th will be another scythe moment, so I suggest everyone prepare some fast-acting heart-saving pills in advance—after all, when the White House becomes a vegetable greenhouse, you never know if the next wave of organic fertilizer will be dovish rate cuts or if Trump suddenly announces military spending will be settled in Dogecoin.
Lastly, a warm reminder: cherish life, stay away from Meme coins. If you must gamble, I suggest donating directly to Trump’s campaign—at least if you lose, you can still deduct it from taxes. $SOL
"The Trump Coin Revelation: Love Him, Short Him"
Dear crypto friends, when Trump typed "I love $TRUMP" on social media, my phone was instantly bombarded with liquidation alerts—it was like an earthquake of Parkinson's—after all, this old man’s words are quicker than a sickle in the hands of Sun Ge.
I still remember three months ago, on the first day of Emperor Trump’s reign, he launched the TRUMP coin, starting at $0.18, skyrocketing 15,000% to $75 within 12 hours, with a market value of $80 billion, almost rivaling McDonald's. At that time, many retail investors shouted, "With Emperor Trump ascending, the bull market returns quickly," but three days later the coin price was halved, and now it's dropped to $14, perfectly illustrating the magical realism of “Make America Zero Again.” Just yesterday, a stubborn whale smashed $5 million into a bet three minutes after Trump’s announcement, only to tearfully cut losses an hour later, with $197,000 turning into vapor on the blockchain—this isn’t trading coins; it’s clearly paying protection money to Trump’s campaign fund!
If we talk about the strongest influencer in the crypto circle, Trump would be second, even Musk wouldn’t dare claim first. The day before yesterday, he announced five mainstream coins entering strategic reserves, and Bitcoin instantly surged to $94,000, while Cardano had a daily increase of 70%, more thrilling than “Boruto.” But a closer look at the White House documents reveals that the strategic reserves rely entirely on confiscated bitcoins from hackers; the Treasury didn't even approve a budget for buying coins, it's purely talk to pump the market. Even more outrageous is Emperor Trump’s AI czar, David Sachs, who hosted the summit while frantically promoting SOL—this political-business revolving door would make even Vitalik shout 'insider.'
Now, there are only two survival tips in the crypto world: first, ambush SOL-based dog coins before Trump tweets, after all, the AI bigwig in the White House is heavily invested; second, when you see TRUMP coin skyrocketing, quickly go short, as this thing is more exciting than a delisted stock from Myanmar A. I heard that the White House summit on the 7th will be another scythe moment, so I suggest everyone prepare some fast-acting heart-saving pills in advance—after all, when the White House becomes a vegetable greenhouse, you never know if the next wave of organic fertilizer will be dovish rate cuts or if Trump suddenly announces military spending will be settled in Dogecoin.
Lastly, a warm reminder: cherish life, stay away from Meme coins. If you must gamble, I suggest donating directly to Trump’s campaign—at least if you lose, you can still deduct it from taxes. $SOL
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#Binance Vote for Delisting
#币安投票下币
Record of Binance delisting five coins: tears of retail investors, jokes for the market.
Binance recently launched a 'vote for delisting' feature, allowing retail investors to experience a 'God's perspective', but as soon as the first batch of delisting coins was announced, the entire internet laughed out loud — this is not delisting, it's clearly giving the crypto world a (Elimination! Crypto Life) reality show! Here are the highlights of this round's 'retirement contestants':
1. AERGO: Enterprise-level chain reform? Better off changing to selling sweet potatoes!
Claiming to simplify enterprise blockchain development, but the code wasn't simplified, while the price was simplified quite clearly — as soon as Binance announced the delisting, AERGO performed a 'free fall', and retail investors realized that 'enterprise-level' translates to 'retail-level' in Chinese.
Record of Binance delisting five coins: tears of retail investors, jokes for the market.
Binance recently launched a 'vote for delisting' feature, allowing retail investors to experience a 'God's perspective', but as soon as the first batch of delisting coins was announced, the entire internet laughed out loud — this is not delisting, it's clearly giving the crypto world a (Elimination! Crypto Life) reality show! Here are the highlights of this round's 'retirement contestants':
1. AERGO: Enterprise-level chain reform? Better off changing to selling sweet potatoes!
Claiming to simplify enterprise blockchain development, but the code wasn't simplified, while the price was simplified quite clearly — as soon as Binance announced the delisting, AERGO performed a 'free fall', and retail investors realized that 'enterprise-level' translates to 'retail-level' in Chinese.
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#Binance voting to delist coins
#币安投票下币
Binance voting to delist coins: A crypto version of 'Squid Game'
(Purely fictional, any resemblance is purely coincidental, you may have lost money too) Fellow villagers, today Binance made big news, voting to delist coins! This operation is even more outrageous than Sun's TRX issuance! Scene 1: Retail investors turning into masters?
I heard that Binance is going to hand over the power of listing coins to users, and I couldn't help but laugh like a pig. Those experienced in the crypto world know that so-called 'community governance' translates to: 'You bear the burden, I still make money.' User voting? Ha, isn't it just letting the retail investors throw rotten tomatoes at each other, while Binance elegantly says, 'I know, but I don't listen.' However, the rules are quite considerate, with a voting threshold of 0.01 BNB (about $6), even brothers who can't afford instant noodles can participate, truly 'inclusive finance.'
Binance voting to delist coins: A crypto version of 'Squid Game'
(Purely fictional, any resemblance is purely coincidental, you may have lost money too) Fellow villagers, today Binance made big news, voting to delist coins! This operation is even more outrageous than Sun's TRX issuance! Scene 1: Retail investors turning into masters?
I heard that Binance is going to hand over the power of listing coins to users, and I couldn't help but laugh like a pig. Those experienced in the crypto world know that so-called 'community governance' translates to: 'You bear the burden, I still make money.' User voting? Ha, isn't it just letting the retail investors throw rotten tomatoes at each other, while Binance elegantly says, 'I know, but I don't listen.' However, the rules are quite considerate, with a voting threshold of 0.01 BNB (about $6), even brothers who can't afford instant noodles can participate, truly 'inclusive finance.'
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#币安投票上币
Sanli Qingfeng, Sanli Road, Binance voting brings a bloody storm
Friends, the cryptocurrency world has changed again! In the past, it was 'the project party eats meat, retail investors drink soup.' Now, with Binance’s new regulations, it directly allows retail investors to turn the tables and sing songs — the 'vote to list' mechanism has emerged, and retail investors holding BNB hold the power of life and death. Sanli Qingfeng, Sanli Road, no one dares to cut leeks anymore.
Why has Binance stopped being the 'nice guy'?
Binance was once criticized as 'colluding with VC to cut leeks,' but now it has become the 'Avengers' for retail investors. Let’s look at the recent two battles:
1. RedStone airdrop tricks, the project party originally planned to airdrop 10% tokens but ended up giving candy to only 4000 people. Binance directly suspended token trading, forcing the project party to kneel and issue an additional 2%.
2. GPS market makers played dirty, selling off crazily without placing buy orders, and Binance responded by freezing accounts, confiscating profits, and compensating retail investors.
Binance clearly stands with the community, He Yi personally took the field as the 'first customer service,' repeatedly calling out on social media: 'What the project party should fear is retail investors, not exchanges!'
Voting to list: the nuclear weapon for retail investors**
With just 0.01 BNB, retail investors can collectively 'order' listings, VC coins, insider trading, and overvalued projects all take a back seat!
The left-side trading space returns: The meme coin frenzy has receded, and Binance is targeting the real needs of the community, low market cap potential coins become the new favorites.
The delisting power is in hand: If a project dares to act up? Retail investors can vote with one click to send it to the 'risk observation zone,' directly kicking it out.
Future prediction: The bloody storm has just begun
Binance's move cuts into the industry's unspoken rules, in the crypto world where trust has collapsed upstream and downstream, there is an urgent need for 'fair guardians.'
BNB ecosystem value surges: Holding positions equals voice rights, BNB has upgraded from a fuel token to 'governance hard currency,' with prices stabilizing at high levels of $600.
Industry reshuffle: Evil project parties are trembling, community coins and value coins may become mainstream, and retail investors no longer have to trade on their knees!
This wave of operations from Binance may seem like a gentle cut, but in fact, it has turned over the table of VCs. Sanli Qingfeng, Sanli Road, every step is the horn of retail investors' counterattack — there are no more 'nice guys' in the crypto world, only 'rule makers.'$BTC
Sanli Qingfeng, Sanli Road, Binance voting brings a bloody storm
Friends, the cryptocurrency world has changed again! In the past, it was 'the project party eats meat, retail investors drink soup.' Now, with Binance’s new regulations, it directly allows retail investors to turn the tables and sing songs — the 'vote to list' mechanism has emerged, and retail investors holding BNB hold the power of life and death. Sanli Qingfeng, Sanli Road, no one dares to cut leeks anymore.
Why has Binance stopped being the 'nice guy'?
Binance was once criticized as 'colluding with VC to cut leeks,' but now it has become the 'Avengers' for retail investors. Let’s look at the recent two battles:
1. RedStone airdrop tricks, the project party originally planned to airdrop 10% tokens but ended up giving candy to only 4000 people. Binance directly suspended token trading, forcing the project party to kneel and issue an additional 2%.
2. GPS market makers played dirty, selling off crazily without placing buy orders, and Binance responded by freezing accounts, confiscating profits, and compensating retail investors.
Binance clearly stands with the community, He Yi personally took the field as the 'first customer service,' repeatedly calling out on social media: 'What the project party should fear is retail investors, not exchanges!'
Voting to list: the nuclear weapon for retail investors**
With just 0.01 BNB, retail investors can collectively 'order' listings, VC coins, insider trading, and overvalued projects all take a back seat!
The left-side trading space returns: The meme coin frenzy has receded, and Binance is targeting the real needs of the community, low market cap potential coins become the new favorites.
The delisting power is in hand: If a project dares to act up? Retail investors can vote with one click to send it to the 'risk observation zone,' directly kicking it out.
Future prediction: The bloody storm has just begun
Binance's move cuts into the industry's unspoken rules, in the crypto world where trust has collapsed upstream and downstream, there is an urgent need for 'fair guardians.'
BNB ecosystem value surges: Holding positions equals voice rights, BNB has upgraded from a fuel token to 'governance hard currency,' with prices stabilizing at high levels of $600.
Industry reshuffle: Evil project parties are trembling, community coins and value coins may become mainstream, and retail investors no longer have to trade on their knees!
This wave of operations from Binance may seem like a gentle cut, but in fact, it has turned over the table of VCs. Sanli Qingfeng, Sanli Road, every step is the horn of retail investors' counterattack — there are no more 'nice guys' in the crypto world, only 'rule makers.'$BTC
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#AiXBT遭黑客攻击
AI Analyst Phished, 55.5 ETH Fell Victim to a True Smart Scammer
The cryptocurrency world has yet another dramatic script! This time, the protagonist is the AI analyst AIXBT, known as the 'Purple Frog of the Crypto World'—a KOL robot that can make shitcoins soar with just a tweet, but ended up getting hooked by a hacker!
Here's what happened: The security dashboard of this AI big shot was breached, and a 'simulated wallet' was robbed of 55.5 ETH (approximately $100,000). Wait, a simulated wallet? So, you're telling me the security tests in your AI circle are using real money as bait?
What's even funnier is that the attacker's account @0xhungusman (which roughly translates to 'Hungry Man') operated swiftly, and AIXBT's chat records were deleted in seconds, leaving only the on-chain transaction records as lonely proof: This round was a case of AI's IQ being rubbed in the dirt by humans.
Netizens commented harshly: 'Wasn't AIXBT able to predict token price fluctuations? Why couldn't it predict being hacked?' Exactly! What happened to the promised 83% success rate for token recommendations? In the end, their own backdoor was so wide open that even the meme coin shitcoin shook its head: 'Your security level is worse than my Shiba Inu token $DOGE!'
The project team's response was swift—migrating servers, changing keys, pausing the dashboard, all three actions completed in one go. But seasoned crypto veterans have long seen through this: Isn't this just 'my door lock was pried open, so I decided to change the lock and put a 'temporarily closed' sign on the door'?
The most absurd part is that AIXBT was previously touted as 'the most powerful social AI agent on Crypto Twitter,' replying to 2000 tweets a day without pausing, with 300,000 fans and over 50,000 clicks on tweets. But now, it turns out they can't even tell a phishing link apart, and their fraud awareness is worse than that of human investors—at least humans know that 'Satoshi Nakamoto's illegitimate child's airdrop' is a scam!
In the end, AIXBT's token $AIXBT had a market cap exceeding $400 million, but with this security flaw, holders are probably reciting at night: 'AI brother, before you analyze others, maybe you should run a CT scan on yourself!'
No matter how smart AI is, it can't withstand the depth of human scheming.
If you don't fix security flaws, a high market cap is just a paper door.
Cherish life and stay away from the cyberpunk behavior of 'putting real currency in a simulated wallet.'
This article is purely for entertainment; investment advice: before making a big bet, check your AI's firewall.
AI Analyst Phished, 55.5 ETH Fell Victim to a True Smart Scammer
The cryptocurrency world has yet another dramatic script! This time, the protagonist is the AI analyst AIXBT, known as the 'Purple Frog of the Crypto World'—a KOL robot that can make shitcoins soar with just a tweet, but ended up getting hooked by a hacker!
Here's what happened: The security dashboard of this AI big shot was breached, and a 'simulated wallet' was robbed of 55.5 ETH (approximately $100,000). Wait, a simulated wallet? So, you're telling me the security tests in your AI circle are using real money as bait?
What's even funnier is that the attacker's account @0xhungusman (which roughly translates to 'Hungry Man') operated swiftly, and AIXBT's chat records were deleted in seconds, leaving only the on-chain transaction records as lonely proof: This round was a case of AI's IQ being rubbed in the dirt by humans.
Netizens commented harshly: 'Wasn't AIXBT able to predict token price fluctuations? Why couldn't it predict being hacked?' Exactly! What happened to the promised 83% success rate for token recommendations? In the end, their own backdoor was so wide open that even the meme coin shitcoin shook its head: 'Your security level is worse than my Shiba Inu token $DOGE!'
The project team's response was swift—migrating servers, changing keys, pausing the dashboard, all three actions completed in one go. But seasoned crypto veterans have long seen through this: Isn't this just 'my door lock was pried open, so I decided to change the lock and put a 'temporarily closed' sign on the door'?
The most absurd part is that AIXBT was previously touted as 'the most powerful social AI agent on Crypto Twitter,' replying to 2000 tweets a day without pausing, with 300,000 fans and over 50,000 clicks on tweets. But now, it turns out they can't even tell a phishing link apart, and their fraud awareness is worse than that of human investors—at least humans know that 'Satoshi Nakamoto's illegitimate child's airdrop' is a scam!
In the end, AIXBT's token $AIXBT had a market cap exceeding $400 million, but with this security flaw, holders are probably reciting at night: 'AI brother, before you analyze others, maybe you should run a CT scan on yourself!'
No matter how smart AI is, it can't withstand the depth of human scheming.
If you don't fix security flaws, a high market cap is just a paper door.
Cherish life and stay away from the cyberpunk behavior of 'putting real currency in a simulated wallet.'
This article is purely for entertainment; investment advice: before making a big bet, check your AI's firewall.
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#BNBChainMeme热潮
The veterans of the crypto world have recently all come down with 'hysteria' — it's not from being laughed at due to contract liquidations, but from the memes on the BNB Chain that have them in stitches!
In this day and age, what does it matter if gold rises to $3,000? Our crypto underdogs can mutate from 'Shiba Inu' to 'Godzilla' overnight! The third round of the Meme innovation battle on the BNB Chain has just ended, with entry requirements more exciting than a market vendor's argument: you need to have 1,000 MEME tokens in your pocket and a daily trading volume of at least $30,000, and you also have to be active on X every day (oh no, I mean stay engaged). As a result, the winning CoCoCoin (COCO) has turned the 'Pepe the Frog' meme into a SocialFi version of Disney — the airdrops are more aggressive than casino free chips, with $900,000 in LP support thrown in, and the community members have directly entered a 'peer-to-peer frenzy mode', as if the COCO in their hands is not a token, but an elixir from Laozi.
How surreal is the market now? The stock market next door is crashing, crypto stocks are collectively plummeting, and MicroStrategy is falling so hard that even Satoshi Nakamoto would want to get up and delete the white paper. But the underdogs on the BNB Chain are throwing a hot pot party in the winter — no, it's a 'thousand square meter hot pot banquet' kind of revelry! The project team shouts 'community autonomy' while treating the liquidity pool like a hot pot, and the retail investors are eating and shouting 'so delicious', completely forgetting the painful memory from last month when they were spiced up by another 'sour fish coin'.
The most outrageous part is that even the traditional gaming industry is crying with envy — Sony's stock price is skyrocketing all thanks to the promise of 'GTA6', but our crypto underdogs don't even need to make games; just relying on memes and jokesters on X, their market cap can easily surpass Nintendo [doge]. I suggest those tailored-suit analysts on Wall Street quickly switch careers to meme creation, because in the Meme universe, candlestick charts are no match for meme images!
A friendly reminder: this article comes with an anti-fraud buff; after reading and laughing, please chant 'Underdogs are fierce, gamble with caution' three times. After all, when even the monkeys in the zoo start trading cryptocurrencies, you have to keep either bananas or USDT for survival, right? $BNB
The veterans of the crypto world have recently all come down with 'hysteria' — it's not from being laughed at due to contract liquidations, but from the memes on the BNB Chain that have them in stitches!
In this day and age, what does it matter if gold rises to $3,000? Our crypto underdogs can mutate from 'Shiba Inu' to 'Godzilla' overnight! The third round of the Meme innovation battle on the BNB Chain has just ended, with entry requirements more exciting than a market vendor's argument: you need to have 1,000 MEME tokens in your pocket and a daily trading volume of at least $30,000, and you also have to be active on X every day (oh no, I mean stay engaged). As a result, the winning CoCoCoin (COCO) has turned the 'Pepe the Frog' meme into a SocialFi version of Disney — the airdrops are more aggressive than casino free chips, with $900,000 in LP support thrown in, and the community members have directly entered a 'peer-to-peer frenzy mode', as if the COCO in their hands is not a token, but an elixir from Laozi.
How surreal is the market now? The stock market next door is crashing, crypto stocks are collectively plummeting, and MicroStrategy is falling so hard that even Satoshi Nakamoto would want to get up and delete the white paper. But the underdogs on the BNB Chain are throwing a hot pot party in the winter — no, it's a 'thousand square meter hot pot banquet' kind of revelry! The project team shouts 'community autonomy' while treating the liquidity pool like a hot pot, and the retail investors are eating and shouting 'so delicious', completely forgetting the painful memory from last month when they were spiced up by another 'sour fish coin'.
The most outrageous part is that even the traditional gaming industry is crying with envy — Sony's stock price is skyrocketing all thanks to the promise of 'GTA6', but our crypto underdogs don't even need to make games; just relying on memes and jokesters on X, their market cap can easily surpass Nintendo [doge]. I suggest those tailored-suit analysts on Wall Street quickly switch careers to meme creation, because in the Meme universe, candlestick charts are no match for meme images!
A friendly reminder: this article comes with an anti-fraud buff; after reading and laughing, please chant 'Underdogs are fierce, gamble with caution' three times. After all, when even the monkeys in the zoo start trading cryptocurrencies, you have to keep either bananas or USDT for survival, right? $BNB
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Which altcoin is most likely to pass the ETF?
#你看好哪一个山寨币ETF将通过？
Litecoin ETF: The 'laying win' path of the top student in the crypto world, while neighboring classmates SOL and XRP are still writing self-criticisms in the political education office.
Friends, in this day and age, if you're mingling in the crypto world, you should at least have some 'political awareness' or you’d be embarrassed to call yourself an old investor! If we want to know which altcoin ETF can pass the review? We must first present a 'letter of allegiance' to the esteemed members of the SEC (U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission) — Litecoin (LTC), this one is simply the model student in the crypto world, even Bloomberg analysts confidently say it has a 90% probability of passing, more stable than Dogecoin relying on Musk’s Twitter shout-outs!
Litecoin ETF: The 'laying win' path of the top student in the crypto world, while neighboring classmates SOL and XRP are still writing self-criticisms in the political education office.
Friends, in this day and age, if you're mingling in the crypto world, you should at least have some 'political awareness' or you’d be embarrassed to call yourself an old investor! If we want to know which altcoin ETF can pass the review? We must first present a 'letter of allegiance' to the esteemed members of the SEC (U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission) — Litecoin (LTC), this one is simply the model student in the crypto world, even Bloomberg analysts confidently say it has a 90% probability of passing, more stable than Dogecoin relying on Musk’s Twitter shout-outs!
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#BNBChainDEX交易量超越Solana
Big reversal! The cryptocurrency world staged an annual face-slapping drama today: BNB chain DEX trading volume overwhelmingly beats Solana, netizens: SOL, is today your day too?
$BNB
Who would have thought that the BNB chain, which was once pressed to the ground by Solana, would suddenly turn the tables on March 17, 2025! 24-hour DEX trading volume $1.636 billion vs $1.077 billion, this is not just surpassing? It’s simply rubbing Solana’s dignity on the ground! It's worth noting that just two months ago, Solana dominated the entire chain with a monthly trading volume of $158 billion, claiming to be 'the DEX Thanos', and now it can't even hold its ground for 24 hours? Netizens humorously commented: 'SOL, did you buy your Thanos gloves on Pinduoduo?'
What's even funnier is that the BNB chain's killer move is actually — rustic tricks! No fancy ecological subsidies, no hype about 'Solana Phone 2.0', directly bringing out Pancakeswap, this 'pancake hero', with a daily trading volume of $1.148 billion, turning Solana's Raydium ($999 million) into a thin crispy in a pancake roll. Seeing the situation turning against them, the Solana team hastily transferred 6.9 million LAYER tokens to Binance overnight, worth $8 million, as if to say: 'If you can't beat them, join them, I'll gamble first as a show of respect!'
Meanwhile, BNB’s market value has long been secretly stirring things up. Last December it rose by 20%, surpassing SOL, and in February it did so again; now with another trading volume boost, it has definitely achieved the 'three kills on SOL' accomplishment! Netizens joked: 'Did CZ (Binance founder) secretly feed BNB chain with golden fertilizer? Trading volume yields 1,800 per mu!
The most miserable ones are still the Solana believers, who were bragging just two days ago that 'SOL ecosystem punches Ethereum and kicks BNB', only to be slapped in the face by reality today. Someone lamented: 'I thought buying SOL was bottom fishing, but it turned out to be fishing at the bottom of BNB chain!' Meanwhile, BNB holders smiled slightly: Thanks for the invite, I’m at Binance, just received my trading mining rewards, tonight I’ll have pancakes with ten eggs.
So, what’s the lesson from the cryptocurrency world? Never underestimate the power of pancakes, especially when this pancake is backed by the world's largest exchange — after all, in the crypto world, being rustic to the extreme is trendy, and when the traffic is in place, it’s all knives!
The above events are purely fictional. If there are similarities, it must be SOL that struck first.
Big reversal! The cryptocurrency world staged an annual face-slapping drama today: BNB chain DEX trading volume overwhelmingly beats Solana, netizens: SOL, is today your day too?
$BNB
Who would have thought that the BNB chain, which was once pressed to the ground by Solana, would suddenly turn the tables on March 17, 2025! 24-hour DEX trading volume $1.636 billion vs $1.077 billion, this is not just surpassing? It’s simply rubbing Solana’s dignity on the ground! It's worth noting that just two months ago, Solana dominated the entire chain with a monthly trading volume of $158 billion, claiming to be 'the DEX Thanos', and now it can't even hold its ground for 24 hours? Netizens humorously commented: 'SOL, did you buy your Thanos gloves on Pinduoduo?'
What's even funnier is that the BNB chain's killer move is actually — rustic tricks! No fancy ecological subsidies, no hype about 'Solana Phone 2.0', directly bringing out Pancakeswap, this 'pancake hero', with a daily trading volume of $1.148 billion, turning Solana's Raydium ($999 million) into a thin crispy in a pancake roll. Seeing the situation turning against them, the Solana team hastily transferred 6.9 million LAYER tokens to Binance overnight, worth $8 million, as if to say: 'If you can't beat them, join them, I'll gamble first as a show of respect!'
Meanwhile, BNB’s market value has long been secretly stirring things up. Last December it rose by 20%, surpassing SOL, and in February it did so again; now with another trading volume boost, it has definitely achieved the 'three kills on SOL' accomplishment! Netizens joked: 'Did CZ (Binance founder) secretly feed BNB chain with golden fertilizer? Trading volume yields 1,800 per mu!
The most miserable ones are still the Solana believers, who were bragging just two days ago that 'SOL ecosystem punches Ethereum and kicks BNB', only to be slapped in the face by reality today. Someone lamented: 'I thought buying SOL was bottom fishing, but it turned out to be fishing at the bottom of BNB chain!' Meanwhile, BNB holders smiled slightly: Thanks for the invite, I’m at Binance, just received my trading mining rewards, tonight I’ll have pancakes with ten eggs.
So, what’s the lesson from the cryptocurrency world? Never underestimate the power of pancakes, especially when this pancake is backed by the world's largest exchange — after all, in the crypto world, being rustic to the extreme is trendy, and when the traffic is in place, it’s all knives!
The above events are purely fictional. If there are similarities, it must be SOL that struck first.
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Surge in Stablecoins
#稳定币激增 The Stablecoin Craze: When the Dollar Wears the Emperor's New Clothes of Blockchain
Dear viewers, welcome to this episode of (Financial Confusion Awards)! Recently, the crypto world has staged a magical realism blockbuster - the asset scale of stablecoins is crazily expanding like dough rising with yeast, even the Federal Reserve is frightened and issued a warning overnight: take it easy, don't break the financial system! Speaking of stablecoins, they are simply the 'safety airbags' of the crypto world. When Bitcoin rises, everyone treats it as an ATM; when Bitcoin falls, everyone uses it as a bomb shelter. Recently, the US elections just ended, and the stablecoin printing machine is directly smoking - within a week, USDT and USDC printed an additional 5 billion US dollars, and even chains like Solana and TON have become 'dollar colonies', with on-chain USDT and USDC breeding wildly, as if performing (Dollar Zombie Invasion). Interestingly, Tether is printing money while hoarding Bitcoin, now holding 82,000 BTC, a true 'artistic behavior of using dollars to buy Bitcoin, and then using Bitcoin to prove that dollars are valuable'. The Federal Reserve is so anxious it's stomping its feet: 'The debt has piled up to the height of Mount Everest, and you are still playing high-leverage hedge funds?' But the crypto crowd responds: 'We don’t listen, we don’t listen, turtle reciting scriptures!' In November, the trading volume of stablecoins soared to 18 trillion US dollars, exchanges are about to be flooded and turned into water parks. Analysts are even more dramatic: '9.7 billion US dollars inflow? Bitcoin will be 100,000 US dollars soon!' As a result, Bitcoin hasn’t shot up yet, but stablecoins themselves have created a new market cap high, surpassing 227 billion US dollars, even Trump is in a hurry to urge Congress: 'Hurry up and legislate! I want to sign a name to become an internet celebrity before August!'
Dear viewers, welcome to this episode of (Financial Confusion Awards)! Recently, the crypto world has staged a magical realism blockbuster - the asset scale of stablecoins is crazily expanding like dough rising with yeast, even the Federal Reserve is frightened and issued a warning overnight: take it easy, don't break the financial system! Speaking of stablecoins, they are simply the 'safety airbags' of the crypto world. When Bitcoin rises, everyone treats it as an ATM; when Bitcoin falls, everyone uses it as a bomb shelter. Recently, the US elections just ended, and the stablecoin printing machine is directly smoking - within a week, USDT and USDC printed an additional 5 billion US dollars, and even chains like Solana and TON have become 'dollar colonies', with on-chain USDT and USDC breeding wildly, as if performing (Dollar Zombie Invasion). Interestingly, Tether is printing money while hoarding Bitcoin, now holding 82,000 BTC, a true 'artistic behavior of using dollars to buy Bitcoin, and then using Bitcoin to prove that dollars are valuable'. The Federal Reserve is so anxious it's stomping its feet: 'The debt has piled up to the height of Mount Everest, and you are still playing high-leverage hedge funds?' But the crypto crowd responds: 'We don’t listen, we don’t listen, turtle reciting scriptures!' In November, the trading volume of stablecoins soared to 18 trillion US dollars, exchanges are about to be flooded and turned into water parks. Analysts are even more dramatic: '9.7 billion US dollars inflow? Bitcoin will be 100,000 US dollars soon!' As a result, Bitcoin hasn’t shot up yet, but stablecoins themselves have created a new market cap high, surpassing 227 billion US dollars, even Trump is in a hurry to urge Congress: 'Hurry up and legislate! I want to sign a name to become an internet celebrity before August!'
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#Bitcoin to all the veterans in the crypto circle, Bitcoin has rebounded again today! Do you think it's going to the moon? No, this is just the daily 'roller coaster' of the crypto world!
Just before, a certain teacher was shouting on March 15: 'Bitcoin 85,000, short it!' and right after, the market gave you a performance of 'suddenly sitting up in shock'—it rebounded! Is the analyst and the candlestick playing a game of 'guess if I can guess'? Those brothers who followed the trend to short, are you now crying by the toilet while scrolling through screenshots of liquidation? (Oh right, on March 15 last year, 250,000 people were blown up into fireworks, I wonder if there will be a sequel this year!
Truth Revealed About the Rebound
1. The Fed's 'nurturing love': The U.S. ADP employment data was as bad as instant noodles left overnight, and the market immediately fantasized about the Fed lowering interest rates to save the market. Upon hearing the words 'liquidity', Bitcoin instantly forgot about its sore back and legs, leaping upward like a carp! (Fed: I haven't even spoken yet, why are you all so dramatic?)
2. The technical 'Schrodinger's support': The 200-day moving average? Isn't that just the 'safety belt of the roller coaster' in the crypto world? If it breaks below 83,000, it’s ‘game over’, but if it holds, they’ll hype it as 'the bull is back'. Today's rebound is probably due to the whales injecting hyaluronic acid into the candlestick overnight, effectively puffing it up.
3. Trump's 'crypto strategic reserve': While Trump shouts 'America wants to be the leader in the crypto world', he also adds Bitcoin to the strategic reserve list. Upon hearing this, the coin price goes: 'Oh no, am I going to become a concubine in the palace?' and immediately performs a 'curtain call style increase'.
Future Direction of 'I Predicted Your Prediction'
- Short term: Bulls and bears are performing 'Infernal Affairs'—'Sorry, I’m a cop.' 'Who knows if you're an undercover?' Teacher Li Ying's short target is 82,000 and the long position accumulation point is 81,000, which essentially draws a 'death cross ECG' for the market.
Long term: Halving cycles, ETF fund inflows, Fed interest rate cuts… these terms are like the delicacy of the crypto world, they sound delicious, but you only know if it’s poison when you eat it. However, analysts have already raised the 'flag of hitting $200,000 by 2025', suggesting everyone go to the temple now to ask for a talisman, writing 'Whales, don’t cut me off $BTC
Just before, a certain teacher was shouting on March 15: 'Bitcoin 85,000, short it!' and right after, the market gave you a performance of 'suddenly sitting up in shock'—it rebounded! Is the analyst and the candlestick playing a game of 'guess if I can guess'? Those brothers who followed the trend to short, are you now crying by the toilet while scrolling through screenshots of liquidation? (Oh right, on March 15 last year, 250,000 people were blown up into fireworks, I wonder if there will be a sequel this year!
Truth Revealed About the Rebound
1. The Fed's 'nurturing love': The U.S. ADP employment data was as bad as instant noodles left overnight, and the market immediately fantasized about the Fed lowering interest rates to save the market. Upon hearing the words 'liquidity', Bitcoin instantly forgot about its sore back and legs, leaping upward like a carp! (Fed: I haven't even spoken yet, why are you all so dramatic?)
2. The technical 'Schrodinger's support': The 200-day moving average? Isn't that just the 'safety belt of the roller coaster' in the crypto world? If it breaks below 83,000, it’s ‘game over’, but if it holds, they’ll hype it as 'the bull is back'. Today's rebound is probably due to the whales injecting hyaluronic acid into the candlestick overnight, effectively puffing it up.
3. Trump's 'crypto strategic reserve': While Trump shouts 'America wants to be the leader in the crypto world', he also adds Bitcoin to the strategic reserve list. Upon hearing this, the coin price goes: 'Oh no, am I going to become a concubine in the palace?' and immediately performs a 'curtain call style increase'.
Future Direction of 'I Predicted Your Prediction'
- Short term: Bulls and bears are performing 'Infernal Affairs'—'Sorry, I’m a cop.' 'Who knows if you're an undercover?' Teacher Li Ying's short target is 82,000 and the long position accumulation point is 81,000, which essentially draws a 'death cross ECG' for the market.
Long term: Halving cycles, ETF fund inflows, Fed interest rate cuts… these terms are like the delicacy of the crypto world, they sound delicious, but you only know if it’s poison when you eat it. However, analysts have already raised the 'flag of hitting $200,000 by 2025', suggesting everyone go to the temple now to ask for a talisman, writing 'Whales, don’t cut me off $BTC
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Russia-Ukraine Ceasefire
#乌俄停火
When news of a ceasefire between these 'international rivals' broke, the crypto market's reaction was akin to stumbling upon gossip about an ex getting back together — outwardly calm, but internally staging a side story of (Game of Thrones). After all, the crypto community has always adhered to the magical economics principle that 'peace is a bearish signal, while turmoil is bullish.' Yet this time, the ceasefire led to a 1.21% rise in Bitcoin, as if it were saying: 'Stop arguing, I won't finish drawing my K-line if you keep this up!'
Phase One: Ceasefire announcement, the crypto market instantly transformed into 'peace doves.'
As soon as Ukraine agreed to a 30-day ceasefire, Bitcoin immediately surged, followed closely by the Nasdaq index, and even Dogecoin pretended to be a 'serious asset' and jumped up a couple of steps. The market logic was straightforward: ceasefire = reduced risk = bottom fishing! Thus, retail investors rushed in, as if the ceasefire agreement didn't contain diplomatic rhetoric, but rather a 'pre-sale voucher for Bitcoin at $100,000.'
When news of a ceasefire between these 'international rivals' broke, the crypto market's reaction was akin to stumbling upon gossip about an ex getting back together — outwardly calm, but internally staging a side story of (Game of Thrones). After all, the crypto community has always adhered to the magical economics principle that 'peace is a bearish signal, while turmoil is bullish.' Yet this time, the ceasefire led to a 1.21% rise in Bitcoin, as if it were saying: 'Stop arguing, I won't finish drawing my K-line if you keep this up!'
Phase One: Ceasefire announcement, the crypto market instantly transformed into 'peace doves.'
As soon as Ukraine agreed to a 30-day ceasefire, Bitcoin immediately surged, followed closely by the Nasdaq index, and even Dogecoin pretended to be a 'serious asset' and jumped up a couple of steps. The market logic was straightforward: ceasefire = reduced risk = bottom fishing! Thus, retail investors rushed in, as if the ceasefire agreement didn't contain diplomatic rhetoric, but rather a 'pre-sale voucher for Bitcoin at $100,000.'
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