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When news of a ceasefire between these 'international rivals' broke, the crypto market's reaction was akin to stumbling upon gossip about an ex getting back together — outwardly calm, but internally staging a side story of (Game of Thrones). After all, the crypto community has always adhered to the magical economics principle that 'peace is a bearish signal, while turmoil is bullish.' Yet this time, the ceasefire led to a 1.21% rise in Bitcoin, as if it were saying: 'Stop arguing, I won't finish drawing my K-line if you keep this up!'

Phase One: Ceasefire announcement, the crypto market instantly transformed into 'peace doves.'

As soon as Ukraine agreed to a 30-day ceasefire, Bitcoin immediately surged, followed closely by the Nasdaq index, and even Dogecoin pretended to be a 'serious asset' and jumped up a couple of steps. The market logic was straightforward: ceasefire = reduced risk = bottom fishing! Thus, retail investors rushed in, as if the ceasefire agreement didn't contain diplomatic rhetoric, but rather a 'pre-sale voucher for Bitcoin at $100,000.'

However, the seasoned investors already saw through everything: 'Isn't this ceasefire just a temporary agreement?' After all, the Russian side insists on swallowing Kharkiv as a 'dessert', while Zelensky's red line is 'never recognizing territorial loss' — the shelf life of this peace might be shorter than yogurt. Consequently, after Bitcoin rose 1.21%, it quietly switched to 'sideways dead mode,' fearing a reality check.

Phase Two: Sanctions and Mineral Agreements. Just as the news of the ceasefire broke, Trump threatened to 'collapse the Russian economy' and casually used Ukraine's mineral development agreements as bargaining chips. The crypto community was amused: "Sanctions? Isn't this just an advertisement for decentralized finance (DeFi)!" Sure enough, while gold and the dollar remained stable, Bitcoin performed a 'V-shaped rebound,' perfectly illustrating what it means to have 'insufficient safe-haven assets and rely on mysticism.'

Interestingly, Europe plans to use frozen Russian assets as leverage for a ceasefire, prompting the crypto community to muse: "Will the next war require USDT as ransom?" After all, compared to being confiscated by the government, the anonymity of cryptocurrency is like a safe house tailor-made for international disputes.

Phase Three: Peace is like a bubble; the crypto community is ready with emergency heart pills.

Unfortunately, the good times didn't last long. The Russian military raised its flag in Kursk, and Zelensky firmly stated, 'We will never concede,' while Trump's mineral agreement remained stuck in the aftermath of White House quarrels. Seeing this, the crypto market immediately switched back to traditional volatility — Bitcoin's price bounced up and down in a cycle of 'ceasefire → conflict → ceasefire,' like a hamster thrown into a washing machine.

Ultimately, the crypto community realized: the impact of the Russia-Ukraine ceasefire on the market is comparable to a girlfriend saying 'I'm fine' — you think the storm has passed, but she is actually brewing a 'second wave of emotional collapse.' So, instead of studying geopolitics, it’s better to buy a few more bags of sunflower seeds, after all, watching K-lines is much more stimulating than reading peace agreements.

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The impact of the Russia-Ukraine ceasefire on the crypto market is like adding a speed bump to a roller coaster — you think you can catch your breath, but the next moment you're plunging down again. Players are advised to fasten their seatbelts and prepare their memes; after all, in the crypto world, the greatest role of peace might be to make Musk tweet a couple fewer times.