🇳🇱lNetherlands Launches Fungicoin – Backed by Mushrooms ! 🍄

The Dutch have done it again. Fungicoin (FNG) will soon hit the market the first national token backed by a diverse portfolio of mushrooms:

a.Psilocybe semilanceata for visionary growth

b.Champignon de Paris for stable yield

c. Truffle reserves for long-term value

d. And one mysterious glowing one nobody dares to name...

Dutch officials say this "decentralized mycelial economy" will nourish both wallets and souls. The white paper? Handwritten on hemp paper in a forest in spiral drawn in spores.

Early investors are already asking: "Is this the next Bitcoin, or just a trip?"

Either way… the airdrop is coming. Wear wooden shoes. $FUN $GALA $NEAR #USCryptoWeek