READ IT ! #Shortageddon: When Bitcoin Went Up... and Everyone Went Down

......On the morning of July 11th, 2025, hundreds of thousands of brave crypto traders woke up... and immediately regretted it.

Guy in hoodie holding energy drink says: “Bro, I shorted at 100K. My AI said ‘trend reversal.’ I thought that meant DOWN!” —Chad, former trader, current Uber scooter mechanic.

So let me get this straight. You saw $BTC flying up like a SpaceX rocket and said, ‘Hey, let me bet that it suddenly explodes in reverse like a Michael Bay movie’? Genius.... genius

:‘Over $1 Billion in Shorts Liquidated’ That’s right.

232,000 traders got margin-called harder than a Boomer at a tech support scam.

One poor soul lost $88.5 million betting against Bitcoin. His wallet? Missing in action.

His AI? Now applying for asylum in El Salvador.

And let’s talk ETFs — because apparently institutional investors now treat Bitcoin like it’s avocado toast at brunch: They just. Can’t. Stop. Buying. :)

BREAKING: “Bitcoin ETF inflows hit $1.18B in a single day.”That’s more cash than all of crypto Twitter has collectively claimed to make since 2017. Combined. Yes, even that one guy with the Lamborghini and motivational quotes in Comic Sans.

Finally ...“lYou know what we’ve learned today, folks?If you’re gonna short Bitcoin in 2025, make sure:

1. You’re rich enough to cry in private.

2. Your AI knows the difference between a ‘dip’ and a goddamn moon landing.

And 3... music — Bitcoin anthem remix ft. whale sounds & liquidated tears 😭