🎤 Jerome Powell vs. Donald Trump: The Crypto Rap Battle of the Century 🎤
🎙️Jerome Powell
Yo, I'm Jerome, the quiet storm,
I move the market with a speech that’s lukewarm.
Raise rates, crash dreams, no remorse,
Even Bitcoin cries when I stay the course.
You sold steaks, NFTs, and a bankrupt name,
But I fine-tune the world’s monetary game.
While you tweet from court, I move with stealth
I print your losses, then call it wealth.
🎙️Donald Trump
Jerome, you're boring, like a beige inflation chart,
I drop truth bombs while you play economic darts.
Trump Coin rising, just like my wall,
I got gold-plated gains and rallies at the mall.
You whisper “recession” like it’s a bedtime tale,
While I storm markets with a MAGA-scale.
You hide behind data, I build the hype,
Your FOMC minutes? I wipe with that type.
🎙️Powell:
You bankrupt casinos, I rescue banks,
Your crypto’s a joke, like your hair’s side ranks.
🎙️Trump:
But I am the market, don’t you get it, Jer?
When I sneeze, Dogecoin flies through the air.
You fight inflation... I cause sensation.
$TRUMP 2025: the new global foundation.
