#FOMCMeeting **Crypto traders listen to Powell's speech:**
— *"We are carefully assessing market conditions..."*
— Is this a bullish signal? Sell everything?
— *"Inflation remains elevated..."*
— DEFINITELY BULLISH! ALL IN ON BITCOIN!
— *"But the economy shows resilience..."*
— BEARISH! END OF CYCLE!
— *"However, we remain cautious..."*
— **WHAT DOES THIS CRAP MEAN ON TWITTER?!**
*(Five minutes later, BTC drops by 10% because Powell sneezed in the wrong camera.)*
