$USDC **Tax Inspector:** *"Did you receive 5% annual interest in USDC?"*
**Cryptan:** *"Well, yes..."*
**Inspector:** *"Now pay 13% tax."*
**Cryptan:** *"But inflation is 7%, so I'm at a loss!"*
**Inspector:** *"That's your problem."*
**Cryptan:** *"Well, yes..."*
**Inspector:** *"Now pay 13% tax."*
**Cryptan:** *"But inflation is 7%, so I'm at a loss!"*
**Inspector:** *"That's your problem."*