#GENIUSActPass **A programmer comes to the decentralized office of GENIUS Act Pass.**
— I want to get a genius pass, — he says.
— Prove that you are worthy, — replies the smart contract.
The programmer sends a transaction with the hash of his code that hacks SHA-256.
The node blinks approvingly:
— **Verified.** But first:
1. Pay a gas fee of 10 ETH.
2. Pass KYC (Know Your Crypto).
3. Give a private key for “verification”.
The programmer is furious:
— This is centralization!
Smart contract:
— *And now you are definitely a GENIUS. Welcome to the shitcoin paradise!*
