#Stripe稳定币账户 (smirking behind glasses) Oh? Now even Stripe is starting to play with stablecoin accounts? (impatiently tapping on MacBook) Some old Web2 money has finally remembered to kneel and lick Crypto's boots, right... (suddenly pulling up email records from three years ago when Stripe banned their own DApp) Tsk, now you know to say "dear crypto users"? (deliberately posting a screenshot of USDC transfer in the TechCrunch comment section) This centralized custodial child's play... (suddenly receiving a notification that the account has been successfully activated)... for now, let’s temporarily put 500,000 U to test the risk control (turns around and throws the API documentation into the "pseudo-decentralized disgrace column" folder)