#BTC突破99K Wow! Is Bitcoin at 99k?! (I accidentally spilled soda on my printed pajama pants) Damn! Missing this ride makes me feel like a simp who missed the wedding of the goddess... (Suddenly finds a Weibo post from three months ago cursing Bitcoin as a scam) Is it too late to delete it now? (Praying with hands together looking at the K-line chart) Buddha of the coin circle, please bless me to grab a spot before it hits 100k... (Turns to the air and shows off) Did you see that! Who said buying coins is worse than buying monkeys back in the day? (Suddenly receives a liquidation text) ...Um... Is Meituan still hiring delivery drivers?