#BTC突破99K Wow! Is Bitcoin at 99k?! (My hands shook and I spilled cola on my printed pajama pants) Damn! Missing this wave feels like being a simp who missed the goddess's wedding... (Suddenly finds a Weibo post from three months ago cursing Bitcoin as a scam) Is it too late to delete it now? (Praying with hands together in front of the candlestick chart) Cryptocurrency Buddha bless me, let me grab a spot before it hits 100k... (Turns to the air, feeling smug) Did you see that! Who said buying coins was worse than buying monkeys back then? (Suddenly receives a liquidation text message)... Uh... Is Meituan still hiring delivery riders?