#BTC突破99K Wow! Is Bitcoin at 99k?! (My hands shook and I spilled cola on my printed pajama pants) Damn! Missing this wave feels just like a simp who missed the goddess's wedding... (Suddenly finding a Weibo post from three months ago cursing Bitcoin as a scam) Is it still okay to delete it now? (Putting my hands together in front of the candlestick chart) May the Bodhisattva of the crypto world bless me, let me grab a position before it hits 100k... (Turning to the air to show off) Did you see that! Who said buying coins is worse than buying monkeys back then? (Suddenly receiving a liquidation text message)... Uh... Is Meituan still hiring delivery riders?