#Strategy增持比特币

"In a bear market, hoard coins; in a bull market, count money. If it neither rises nor falls, practice tortoise breathing—" Old veteran A Qiang, holding an electronic cigarette, suddenly had an epiphany in front of the K-line chart.

That year, he followed Elon Musk to trade Dogecoin, but the dog ran away; chased V God to play DeFi, but the protocol was hacked; put everything into NFT avatars, but the pixels collapsed. It wasn't until he encountered Bitcoin that he understood what it meant to say, "There are countless scumbags, but Nakamoto is the most reliable."

Now A Qiang's coin hoarding strategy can be considered performance art:

1. Buy 0.001 BTC as soon as the salary arrives, calling it "digital regular investment in milk tea"

2. Sing the "Leek Song" during every crash, crying while bottom-fishing

3. Tattoo the private key on his back: "This is the ticket to Noah's Ark"

Recently, he developed the "Meme Watching Method": add positions when the crying face emoji exceeds 50% on Twitter, and slack off when the screen is filled with rocket emojis. He also summarized a classic quote: "In a bull market, making money relies on courage; in a bear market, hoarding coins relies on brains. Horizontal inscription: Hold steady and don't get off the train!"

("Hoarding Bitcoin is like planting a money tree; you have to bury the seeds first and resist the urge to dig them up every day to check.")