"Bitcoin Mood Check: $87K and Everyone's a Genius Again"
🚀 Bitcoin at $87,000.
Your barber just asked if he should buy.
You already know what phase we’re in.
🧨 ATH broken clean.
No fakeouts. No mercy. Just pure verticality.
And yes, you sold at $65K “to rebuy lower.” Ouch.
📈 Funding rates in the stratosphere.
It’s no longer a long squeeze risk — it’s a long religion.
💎 Institutions FOMO’ing in.
BlackRock, Fidelity, and probably your local bank — all suddenly bullish.
But hey, better late than never.
🧠 Retail sentiment?
One part euphoria, two parts delusion.
“Bitcoin to $200K by May” is now a serious opinion.
📉 Volatility warning:
We’re printing green candles like it’s 2021, but remember — parabolas don’t bend, they snap.
🦍 Altcoin traders?
Staring at BTC dominance like it personally insulted their bags.
Mood rating: 9.5/10
The moon mission is real, but so is gravity.
Don’t be the guy who bought the top again.
What’s your end-of-cycle BTC prediction? Drop it below — wild guesses
What are you going to do about BTC now?
