"Bitcoin Pumping... or Just Playing with Our Emotions Again?"
🚀 BTC just popped 4% and suddenly everyone’s screaming “bull run” again. But let’s not lose our heads — we’ve been here before.
📉 Resistance at $70K is still holding like a clingy ex. Break it or stop texting us.
🧊 Volume? Lukewarm. Feels more like a relief bounce than a full-blown breakout.
📊 Open Interest is rising, but that doesn’t always mean good news — could just be more apes aping.
🥱 ETH isn’t confirming the move, which makes this rally feel like Bitcoin’s solo karaoke night. Cute, but lonely.
🐸 Memecoins are flying, which historically = top signals in disguise. Remember March?
🛠️ Meanwhile, devs are building in silence while Twitter influencers scream into the void.
📆 Macro conditions? Still meh. Rate cuts are “coming” — just like Lambo season. Any day now...
Bitcoin’s playing hard to get. Looks bullish on the surface, but zoom out before you sell your kidneys.
Stay skeptical. Stay spicy.