Altcoin Theater: Now Starring... Delusion & Liquidations
🎭 Welcome back to Altcoin Theater, where the charts are wild and logic took an early exit.
📈 $PEPE is up 38%.
Because obviously, frogs have strong fundamentals.
🧠 $WIF holders claiming it’s “just the beginning.”
Yeah, beginning of the end or beginning of the next round of liquidations? TBD.
💨 $BLAST, $ZK, and every other airdrop narrative is back — because nothing screams long-term value like farming points you’ll never understand.
⚰️ $ARB and $OP still trying to be relevant, but the market treats them like forgotten Netflix shows. “Yeah I liked it... just never finished it.”
🔮 AI coins pumping again — because apparently ChatGPT is bullish on itself.
📉 Meanwhile, 90% of altcoins still below 2021 levels, but sure — “next cycle is ours.”
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Moral of the story?
This isn’t a market — it’s a Broadway show.
Enjoy the performance, but don’t marry the actors.
Drop your favorite delusional bag below. We won't judge... much.
Which alt do you think deserves an Oscar this week?”
