#中美贸易关系

Late at night, in a mining site deep in the mountains of Sichuan, Old Wang stared at the flickering green light of the mining machine, suddenly realizing that the price of Bitcoin was on a roller coaster — just yesterday it was smashed to $75,000 by Trump’s tariff stick, and today it soared back to $80,000 due to China's countermeasures. His hand holding the coffee cup trembled slightly: "What kind of trade war is this? It's clearly a roller coaster in the crypto world!"

Sister Li at the next workstation chimed in while chewing spicy strips: "What do you know? The graphics cards we use for mining just had a 20% tariff added by the US, and the mining boss worked overnight to put 'Made in China' straw hats on the graphics cards!" Suddenly, trader Xiao Zhang burst in shouting: "Quick, look! US congressmen say they want to investigate the 'fentanyl computing power' of Chinese mines!" The entire mining site collectively buzzed in protest — in this day and age, even the hash rate has to be labeled with a drug label?

At this moment, the LCD screen on the wall suddenly popped up a news alert: "China imposes tariffs on US liquefied natural gas, Texas farmers switch to mining Bitcoin!" Old Wang sprayed his coffee onto the keyboard: "What the heck! Trump’s tariff stick didn’t crush China, but instead forced American farmers to become miners?"

At this time, the contract area suddenly erupted. A certain big shot roared in the group: "Americans increase tariffs? I’ll short the Dow futures directly and use ETH as bullets!" Old Wang silently adjusted the mining machine's power to 100%, thinking: What kind of trade war is this? It’s clearly a showdown of global computing power!

Final summary: "Tariff sticks cannot crush the 'fairy cave' of the new era, they will only make the miners' straw hats greener."