BTC breaks below 80,000 and you cry for help? Do you know what "digital gold" means? Does gold have people like you staring at the charts every day? Those who shout "the bull will return soon" are from projects that are already dead, with grass three meters high on their graves, still sending "coming soon" in their Telegram groups.

I heard you heavily invested in that "next-generation Ethereum killer"? That's hilarious; these days even ETH itself can't be pumped up, can your little USDT even fill a gap for Vitalik? DeFi 2.0? Ha! Isn't it just changing the skin of 1.0's code, adding a gimmick of "social mining" to continue the scam?

All in meme coins, even your dog could be the CTO, right? After all, nowadays you can launch a coin without even a white paper; all you need is to draw a dog's head to do an ICO!

Remember, in a bull market, even pigs can fly—but you need to first figure out if you are a pig on the trend or meat on the chopping board. Those who need to average down should do so, and those who need to jump off the train should do it quickly.

Finally, here’s a free piece of truth: When you start using "value investing" to convince yourself to hold onto shitcoins—congratulations, you have been promoted to a high-level speculator! $XRP #美国加征关税