As a retail investor who got in high with the first-generation blockchain model coins and has been involved with all air project extras, I must wake you all up: The illusion that 'the altcoin season will never be absent' is as absurd as thinking your ex-boyfriend will come back!
(The sharp sound of a cold BGM comes from the background)
🕵️♂️First Lesson: The Relationship between Bitcoin and Altcoins
You can't really think Bitcoin is the big brother of altcoins, right? The reality is Bitcoin is throwing money around in the Cullinan club, while altcoins can only beg for leftover scraps at the door! In this bull market, Bitcoin has gone to the far side of the moon, while the air coins you hold are still waiting for signals from Mars!
🐳Second Lesson: The Mathematical Formula of the Big Player
The money of big players is called investment, while our money is called activity funds. Big whales buying Bitcoin can cause tsunamis, while splashing in the altcoin pool can at most raise a couple of water droplets—look! Didn't I get it right? The whale group has already taken Bitcoin to the Burj Khalifa to hang a banner!
🐸Third Lesson: The Moral Decline Caused by Meme Coins
Who still talks about the old script of labor leading to wealth? Retail investors dream of Rugpull reincarnation into meme coins, and a tenfold increase is not as good as a warm bowl of WIF dog food! Look at the speed at which amateur-launched meme coins beg to be listed, the once-popular 'staking mining' sounds as retro as grandma's big pants.
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💊Fourth Lesson: Cyber Age Discrimination Arrives Early
What DeFi ancestors LINK, game coins MANA, and the old internet celebrity UNI... now look like cyber mummies in front of the post-00s meme coins! The 'decentralized Viagra' your project team bragged about has expired for ten years, with a market cap as high as a half-paralyzed community director!
🎢Fifth Lesson: Let the Bullets Fly for Another 500 Episodes
Contemporary altcoins perform as a form of behavioral art: After finally pumping for 30 seconds, the cashing-out army runs faster than Biden's senior walking team! Always stuck in the 'sideways - painting door - going to zero' vicious cycle for K-line enlightenment, don’t even mention the hundredfold myth, surviving to see tomorrow's sun is already a lottery-level benefit!
🌄Final Chapter: The Twilight of the Gods Needs Stubbornness
Stubborn mountain cannons are still singing ancient proverbs:
"When Bitcoin rises to the moon, altcoins will travel through the stars"
"If ETH breaks 4000 points, the air coin my family issued 20 years ago will definitely be revived!"
My friend, by the time these ghost stories come true, Bezos will be flying a counterfeit rocket to Titan to set up shop!
(Removing the anti-fall safety cushion) 📢The deafening truth: Still clinging to antique altcoins now is no different than waiting for 5G signals with a pager ten years from now! Look at the report card of the Bitcoin family soaring into the fourth generation, it’s time to pack this pile of cyber garbage and throw it into the Metaverse graveyard!
Blockchain incentivization coach warm reminder ♥️
Market reality teaches us: Instead of panning for gold in the altcoin trash heap, it’s better to buy some Bitcoin as a family heirloom! After all, when the dinosaurs went extinct, it was the clever mammals that laughed to the end~