The genius of โBuying at the topโ (Trading Humor)
Title: My infallible trading strategy (100% guaranteed) ๐
โYesterday I decided it was time to become a millionaire. I studied the market for exactly 4 full minutes. I saw a coin going up like a rocket, with a +85% in the last 24 hours. I thought: โThis is it, itโs going to the moonโ.
I bought. I put in my savings.
Two seconds later... the chart crashed 40% in a single massive red candle. The market literally waited for me to press the โBuyโ button to start the correction.
If you want to know when to sell your cryptocurrencies, just let me know when Iโm going to buy. My superpower is to activate bear markets with one click. Youโre welcome for the community service. ๐คกโ
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