> “In vast regions of the galaxy, species have evolved to survive the cold of outer space. Humans, curiously, have evolved to believe they can get rich by clicking a button.”
📖 Chapter: The Strange Human Passion for Dog Coins
The Guide lists 7 main reasons why humans are irresistibly attracted to meme coins:
1️⃣ The Illusion of Instant Fortune
Humans don’t want to get rich slowly. They want to wake up, look at their phone, and discover they can now buy:
a house
a yacht
or at least a snack without looking at the price
Meme coins promise this with the subtlety of a flashing sign: “WHAT IF THIS IS THE NEXT DOGE?”
2️⃣ The Human Brain is Powered by Dopamine
Every 30% rise in 5 minutes releases:
dopamine
adrenaline
bad decisions
The Guide notes that humans often confuse emotion with strategy with alarming frequency.
Here comes a lesson about MEMECOIN. Even the most primitive being in the universe would understand it
🪐 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy explains meme coins like this:
{“In the beginning, the Universe was created. This upset a lot of people and was widely considered a bad idea. Shortly after, someone created meme coins.”
📖 Chapter: The Coins that Derive from Nothing (But Think They Are Important)
Meme coins are not direct descendants of any sacred currency of the cosmos, like Bitcoin, although they often orbit around it like confused ducklings following a mothership.
They are not derivatives, nor contracts, nor complex financial artifacts. They are, technically speaking, jokes with their own wallets.
🧱 Where do these creatures live?
The Guide notes that meme coins often arise on top of other blockchain civilizations because creating an entire planet is hard work:
Ethereum: where everything is expensive, even breathing
Binance Smart Chain: fast, cheap, and full of suspicious life forms
Solana: extremely fast, occasionally disappears from space-time
Dogecoin: a planet of its own, created from a joke that went wrong (or too right)
🧲 But why do they follow Bitcoin?
Excellent question, young traveler.
Bitcoin is like the golden sun of the crypto galaxy. When it shines:
the confidence increases
the money gets brave
and meme coins start doing inexplicable things
When it goes into eclipse:
the panic spreads
and meme coins evaporate faster than a forgotten towel
🧠 Official conclusion of the Guide
Meme coins do not derive from anything
They rely on larger blockchains, like educated parasites
Their value is sustained by hope, memes, and bad decisions
Still, some enrich random people, which deeply irritates the rest of the universe
📌 Important note from the Guide:
> “Don’t panic.” But maybe don’t invest everything either.
The Guide can explain: why humans love meme coins or how to distinguish a profitable joke from a financial black hole 😌
Good Friends It’s Over... This year is practically over, I made my last purchase, withdrew what I earned, now all that's left is to wait. The $BTC had everything favorable to rise again after the announcement of the FED's interest rates, but investors' fears prevented that from happening in December. Let's wait now in January and February when investors will start gaining courage and returning to the market again. In the end. Next year I also won't be as present here in the comments, as the great market manipulation starts right here, with the panic that people cause to each other, everyone knows everything but knows nothing; if it were for the tips I saw here, I wouldn't have even started in this market. (Too Depressive and Pessimistic People). And it's too tiring; we warn about things and still get it wrong.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year to everyone and remember Don't Panic. Don't Follow Others' Opinions Study the financial market Global Market and Good Business 🥳
“The Art of Profiting While the Circus Is on Fire” (Entry no. 42.771 of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
> “Profiting While the Circus Is on Fire” is a curious Earth expression. It involves making money while everything around collapses, which is basically the standard description of the financial sector of most of the galaxy.
The Guide recommends three things:
1. Do not panic. Especially if the fire is on sale — because spontaneous combustion tends to come with great profit margins.
2. Remember that crises are just unlikely events that decided to happen all at the same time. Usually due to pure statistical malice.
3. If someone asks how you profited from it, practice a deep look and say something about “dynamic resource allocation in thermally challenging environments.” No one will understand, and that’s exactly why they will believe.
The Guide also emphasizes that if you are actually in a circus on fire, the best profit strategy is to sell towels. Towels always make a profit. Especially fire-resistant ones — or those that pretend to be.
Are you keeping an eye on $LUNC and $USTC or letting them pass by? These assets are quietly rising — 15% and 7.5% in the last movements — and may surprise when no one is watching.
📊 The charts are showing real strength. It’s time to pay attention!
💡 Question for you: will you let it pass or seize this window before the market wakes up? ⚡🚀
Sleep on them at your own risk… but don’t say we didn’t warn you!
$LUNC isso tudo pq ainda nem iniciamos o processo de conversão Forex da EUTC/EUR . talvez na próxima semana a proposta já esteja posta à votação, o Terra Classic será 1° Banco em uma Blockchain .