Great news. Polkadot is launching a new division - Polkadot Capital Group. They are going to do what no one has dared to even say out loud before: introduce traditional finance and Web3. Meet the new Tinder for bankers and blockchainers.

Leading this love fest will be David Sedacca. His mission? Very simple: take boring, overly serious people from Wall Street and explain to them that DeFi is not just another cult, but a legitimate way to make money. Sort of.

Polkadot Capital Group promises a lot of 'services'. From centralized and decentralized trading to tokenizing real assets. In other words: 'We take your buildings, stocks, and bonds… turn them into beautiful tokens… and please, don’t ask how it works.' Banks love such things. The main thing is that it sounds trendy and they can tell clients: 'We are in Web3.'

But the funniest thing is this. Polkadot seriously thinks it can teach institutional investors something new. These guys, I remind you, invented derivatives, the 2008 crash, and the phrase 'too big to fail'. And now they will be explained about staking and decentralized liquidity. It's like teaching a shark how to properly eat fish.

Nevertheless, Polkadot is confident: knowledge plus partnerships = mass adoption. Sounds nice. Especially if you remember that every such initiative usually ends either with a bunch of regulatory checks or another 'Oh, our tokens have depreciated'. But let's not ruin the celebration!

Polkadot 2.0, JAM, Elastic Scaling… all these new trendy words should make Web3 so shiny and modern that even the most conservative bankers from Goldman Sachs will stand up and say: 'Can we have a piece too?'

So get ready. Polkadot Capital Group is not just a new department. It's a blind date between traditional finance and blockchain. With a 50/50 chance: either it will be a beautiful wedding, or yet another divorce with billions at stake.

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