A Canadian company with a name resembling a brand of premium toothpaste — Luxxfolio — is doing something truly… heretical. They are rejecting the dogmas of Wall Street, ignoring the Bitcoin mania, and betting on what? Litecoin. Yes, that same altcoin that you accidentally bought in 2017 and forgot in your wallet under dust. And it turns out, it’s alive and now even part of the corporate treasury.
Ethereum, back in the saddle. And if you think this is just some other blockchain update, let me remind you: when 35 million ETH goes into staking, this is not just an 'update' — this is crypto-Montezuma building a pyramid for itself. And doing it silently, but stylishly. Here’s simple math for you: over 500,000 ETH has been staked just since June. People are literally giving away their ethers voluntarily and without the ability to withdraw them anytime soon — and they do it with such a smile, as if signing a check in the name of their beloved grandmother. Why?
The Last Dance of Bitcoin? Willy Wu and the Symphony of Liquidity
In a world where your government prints dollars faster than TikTok gets kids hooked, one person sits over the charts like an all-seeing oracle. His name is Willy Wu. No joke — his last name is 'Wu', but his thoughts are solid as concrete. So, what does Mr. Wu say? Bitcoin is our digital cowboy of freedom — galloping through the fields of a bull market. Yes, friends, we're in the late stage of a rally, like a drunken uncle at a wedding — still dancing, but you're already preparing the first aid kit.
Tomorrow, the great and powerful Fed will once again take the stage to... do nothing. It’s like calling the firefighters when the house has already burned to the ground, and they start a meeting: "Maybe we shouldn’t pour water? What if someone gets offended?" Inflation? Fallen. Dead. Gone. Prices crawl like retirees in the morning queue for aspirin. The latest CPI data is 2.4% annually. That’s even lower than the IQ of the average economist from MSNBC. Nevertheless, our old friend Jerome Powell sits atop the economic Olympus and says: "Well, maybe we’ll wait a little longer... maybe a year or two...?"
Vietnam — not San Francisco, not Berlin, and not even El Salvador — has officially legalized digital assets. And not just 'let's think about it later,' but with full classification, categorization, and a decree that comes into effect on January 1, 2026. And if you think, 'This is just another attempt to attract blockchain startups,' you're not entirely right. This is a real law. One that isn't afraid to use words like 'crypto-assets,' 'encryption,' 'authorities,' and even 'money laundering' in one document.
Bitcoin: how companies turn gold into... diluted mush.
Have you ever felt like you were quietly and politely robbed? Not on the corner. Not under threat of a gun. But in a tie, under the applause of the board of directors. Everything is legal. Everything is according to the charter. And all at your expense. Today we will talk about those who decided to play in Bitcoin... but by the old, fat rules of Wall Street.
Joseph Lubin — co-founder of Ethereum, billionaire, advocate for decentralization, and just a humble Canadian guy — suddenly started speaking. After so many years of silence, this crypto godfather suddenly woke up and approached the microphone. What was that? An epiphany? An attack of talkativeness? Or just… Gary Gensler resigned?
Everything is going according to plan. The truth is, which plan — no one really knows. If you believed in 2023 or 2024 that bitcoin was already exhausted, and 'digital gold' would return to its mines at $20,000, then congratulations: you have been fooled again. Or, as it's now called on Wall Street, 'reaction in conditions of uncertainty.'
Let's talk about the great legal saga that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage — the battle between Ripple and the SEC. Almost five years of federal legal cancan — and now, it seems, the end is finally near. In the leading roles: • Ripple — a crypto company that claims its token XRP is not a security, but just a "very lively digital dollar with character."
To hell with the mortgage: the youth want bitcoin!
Friends, stop everything you’re doing. Look at your neighbor. He might be selling his old lawnmower right now for a couple hundredths of a bitcoin. Why? Because, according to the latest data from PANews, young Americans (and not just Americans) suddenly decided: they don’t need a house, they need bitcoin.
Trump Media — the company with Truth Social, where they still ban the word 'vaccine' — has officially received permission from the SEC to buy bitcoins worth... $2.3 billion. They are going to pump more into BTC than the GDP of some Baltic country. And you know what? It's completely legal. Blessed. And even approved. By the Securities Commission. In America. In 2025.
Cardano: why Charles Hoskinson decided to sell half a kingdom for a stablecoin
Today we will talk about a man. About a myth. About a man who decided that the treasury is not just a chest of gold, but an 'upgrade' button. His name is Charles Hoskinson. You may know him as the guy in the hat, the academic dreamer who built Cardano — a blockchain for those who read white papers, not memes.
ADA: The Scientific Crypto that Doesn't Care About Hype
If you hold ADA — maybe good night. Because this asset will either 'blow up the market' or burn under academic papers and Haskell lectures. Who is behind ADA? First of all, ADA was created by a man named Charles Hoskinson. A man who left Ethereum because… how to put it… he is too smart for Vitalik Buterin. He decided: 'Let’s build a blockchain like they write doctoral theses at Oxford.' And he went. Built it. Welcome to Cardano — the first cryptocurrency written in a language that used to write algorithms for nuclear missiles.
The Dollar is Back in Fashion! Financial Stability Through Global Conflict
The old reliable rule is working again: when nuclear chaos starts somewhere, the US dollar suddenly becomes the most attractive asset on the planet. Of course, nothing says 'reliability' like a politically shaky Washington and printed trillions. But, as it turns out, when the Middle East starts to blaze, the American dollar puts on its superhero cape and saves portfolios around the world.
Bitcoin fell. Someone made $5 million. It's not you.
You may not be aware, but while you were eating instant noodles in a rented apartment and arguing on the internet about the meaning of life, some trader nicknamed kyoyo just made $5.17 million. No, he didn't save the kitten, didn't build the bridge, and didn't even go to work at Starbucks. He just sold some Bitcoin. Very loudly. And very confidently.
Bitcoin on the edge? Or just stepping out for a smoke?
CryptoQuant says something is brewing... We have a guy — Axel Adler Jr. Not to be confused with the German philosopher or a new Dior perfume. This guy claims that in the last hour (exactly an hour, my friends — not a week, not a month, AN HOUR), long positions were closed so rapidly as if someone shouted: 'The SEC is coming!'
Today we have something more serious on the agenda than the new gender-neutral shoe polish. We will talk about how Solana, once the ‘buggiest blockchain network in the galaxy,’ suddenly became a darling of Wall Street. Now even serious uncles in suits want a piece of this ‘decentralized pie.’
Whales vs ETH: Someone has 'shorted brains' again!
Straight from the depths of the crypto ocean, a whale has surfaced. Not just surfaced — but has taken a short position on Ethereum. Huge. For 40,000 ETH. Why did he do this? Who is he anyway? Could it be Sam Bankman-Fried with a new SIM card? Or some boss from JPMorgan in a kimono lying on a liquidity bed? But let's get to the facts. The whale that bet against everyone
"Regulate this if you can!" — How the SEC accidentally rediscovered America
Let's talk about a shocking event that went almost unnoticed by the masses. Imagine — regulators gathering not to shut down innovation, but to... think. Yes, it sounds like an oxymoron. But it happened. The SEC held a roundtable on DeFi. And you won't believe it, someone spoke the truth there.
ALTLayer: A Rollup of Hope or Another Castle in the Air?
Let's talk about something so trendy and incomprehensible that even Elon Musk would probably say, 'What is this ALT thing?' What is this even? ALT — no, it's not a key on the keyboard and not an altcoin from Telegram selling NFTs with cats. ALT is a cryptocurrency. And to be serious, it's the token of the AltLayer project — a system that promises to accelerate Ethereum to such speeds that VISA will cry in the corner.