🎵 “What Is COT (Baby Don’t Hurt Me)”

[Chorus:]

What is COT?

(Baby, don’t hurt me)

Don’t hurt me —

No more!

Don’t hurt me

With those positions

That you store!

[Verse 1:]

I checked the charts late at night,

Bulls on one side, bears wanna fight.

Speculators taking the lead,

But commercials? They silently bleed.

I thought I knew what futures meant

'Til I saw that net short percent...

Baby, you got me confused,

The hedge funds are on the loose!

[Chorus:]

What is COT?

(Baby, don’t wreck me)

No fake breakout —

No more!

Traders talkin’ long or short,

But COT’s the secret sport.

Every Friday, fate is sealed

Inside that .gov data field.

HODL your ears !!! #FridayMadness

$TIA $TAO $TORN