FridayMadness

🎵 “What Is COT (Baby Don’t Hurt Me)”

[Chorus:]
What is COT?
(Baby, don’t hurt me)
Don’t hurt me —
No more!

Don’t hurt me
With those positions
That you store!

[Verse 1:]
I checked the charts late at night,
Bulls on one side, bears wanna fight.
Speculators taking the lead,
But commercials? They silently bleed.

I thought I knew what futures meant
'Til I saw that net short percent...
Baby, you got me confused,
The hedge funds are on the loose!

[Chorus:]
What is COT?
(Baby, don’t wreck me)
No fake breakout —
No more!

Traders talkin’ long or short,
But COT’s the secret sport.
Every Friday, fate is sealed
Inside that .gov data field.

HODL your ears !!! #FridayMadness
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