Trump launches Military Parade NFT Collection 🎖️
Each NFT includes:
A golden tank
An F-35 shaped like his hair
And a super rare “General Trump” hologram giving orders to a bald eagle
Utility includes
Access to Mar-a-Lago Call of Duty LAN party
10% off MAGA energy drinks
Priority seating at the next Space Force Rodeo
Hurry #TrumpBTCTreasury
