📢 Two investors meet. One is all downcast and sad. The other asks him:
— What happened, friend? You look terrible.
— Well, I invested in a company that promised big growth, and it went bankrupt. I lost all my money!
— And how much is "all"?
— Well, you know, at first I had 10 million dollars...
— Wow! And what now?
— Now I have... 10 million dollars left.
The second investor, puzzled:
— But you said you lost all your money!
— Well, yes! I was going to become a billionaire!