📢 One day, Bitcoin and Ethereum are sitting in a bar. Bitcoin orders whiskey, while Ethereum orders a "Long Island Iced Tea" cocktail with an elaborate garnish and a little umbrella.
Bitcoin looks at him and says: "What is this nonsense? Why can't you be simple and reliable like me?"
Ethereum takes a sip of his cocktail and replies: "Well, I'm not just a drink. I'm a whole platform for drinks. You can do anything with me— from smoothies to molecular cuisine. And your whiskey? It's just... whiskey."
Bitcoin shrugs: "At least my whiskey always works, it's easy to understand, and it never gets stuck on an update."
Ethereum rolls his eyes: "But my cocktail is programmable! Imagine, it could change its taste depending on the mood of the drinker!"
At that moment, the bartender comes over and says: "Gentlemen, we have a problem. Your cocktail, Ethereum, suddenly started mining the token 'Piña Colada', and now my whole bar is filled with pineapple juice."
Bitcoin smirks: "Well then. Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here quietly appreciating my value."
