EquilibriumX

📢 A man goes to the doctor and complains:
— Doctor, I have a serious problem! I constantly think about cryptocurrency, the prices go up and down, I can't sleep, I'm eating poorly, I’m completely worn out!
The doctor examines him, then thoughtfully says:
— You know what? You need to stop worrying, read less news about crypto, engage in something else. In general, distract yourself!
The man nods:
— Understood, doctor! So, should I buy Shiba Inu?
$BTC

📢 A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, I have a serious problem. I can't fall asleep! Every time I close my eyes, I see cryptocurrency charts going up and down, and my bitcoins turning into either Mercedes or pumpkins!"
The doctor replies: "I see. Have you tried counting sheep?"
The man sighs: "I tried... but for some reason, they all turn into NFTs!"
#VietnamCryptoPolicy

📢 Two crypto enthusiasts meet.
One asks the other:
— Hey, how do you sleep at night when the price of Bitcoin is so volatile?
— I sleep great! First, I sell all my Bitcoins, then I go to sleep. And in the morning, I buy back... with all the money that is left after yesterday's sale.#MetaplanetBTCPurchase

📢 One night, the husband falls asleep at home, and his wife shouts from the kitchen:
— Vasya, did you buy Bitcoin?
— I bought it! — he grumbles through his sleep.
— And Ethereum?
— I bought it!
— And Dogecoin?
— I bought it, I bought it! Leave me alone, let me sleep!
A minute later, the wife again:
— Vasya, why do I only have kefir and milk in the fridge? Where's all the food?!
The husband, sleepily:
— Well, dear, I told you — I bought crypto, not groceries!
Good night!😁
$SOL $XRP $DOGE

📢 A man goes to the doctor and complains:
— Doctor, I have a serious problem. I can't sleep at night!
— What happened? – asks the doctor.
— I constantly think about bitcoins, ethers, all these altcoins... Did I buy at a lower price? Did I sell too early? What will happen tomorrow with the rate?
The doctor listens carefully and then says:
— I understand you. I also had a drop in Ripple...
$BTC $ETH

📢 A man is walking through the desert, barely alive, without water. Suddenly, he sees a well. He runs up, looks in, and there's an old man sitting there.
Man: "Grandpa, water! I'm dying!"
Old man: "Wait, son. Just a moment. Tell me, did you buy bitcoin?"
Man: "What bitcoin, grandpa, I want to drink!"
Old man: "Well, listen to what a wise person is telling you. Back in 2010, I sold my last penny to buy 10,000 bitcoins. And now I'm sitting here."
Man: "So what, now you have no water?"
Old man: "I have water. But I'm waiting for it to reach $100,000 per liter to sell it profitably!"
Good night!😁
$LUNA

📢 Happy Father's Day to all dads!
Today we want to wholeheartedly congratulate all fathers! This day is a wonderful opportunity to thank you for your love, support, and the incredible role you play in your children's lives.
Dads are our heroes, mentors, and best friends. You teach us courage, kindness, and perseverance. Your hugs bring warmth, and your advice helps us on our life journey.
Thank you for every sleepless night, for every game, for every word of support, and for always being there.
We wish you good health, boundless happiness, and may each day bring you joy and pride in your children!
Happy holiday, dear fathers! 🎉
$FIDA

📢 Two crypto traders meet. One is all on edge, thin, with circles under his eyes. The other, on the contrary, is calm, satisfied, and looks well-rested.
"Listen, how do you manage that?" — asks the first. — "I took a 100x leverage, haven't slept at night, watching the chart every minute, if anything happens – my heart sinks! All my nerves are frayed!"
The second one smiles: "I just trade with 1x leverage. And I sleep peacefully. Do you know why? Because when you lose all your money, you lose your money. But when you lose someone else's money… well, that's no longer your problem!"
#TrumpBTCTreasury

📢 A trader is walking through the desert, barely alive, without water, without strength. Suddenly he sees - an oasis! And there sits an old elder calmly drinking tea.
The trader, barely speaking: "Father, give me water! I've lost everything... Everything!"
The elder slowly sips his tea and asks: "Son, are you sure you've lost everything? What leverage were you trading with?"
The trader falls to his knees: "With fifty! I thought this was my chance!"
The elder nods: "Well, you see? If you had traded with one hundred, you would have lost not only water but also this desert!"
$BTC

📢 Two investors are sitting in a bar: a seasoned one with gray hair and a young rookie who just finished courses.
— Listen, — says the rookie, — you are so experienced. Tell me, how do you always manage to make such profitable deals? What’s your secret?
The seasoned one sips his beer and replies: — It's very simple. I always buy when everyone is selling in panic and sell when everyone thoughtlessly buys in euphoria.
The rookie scratches his head thoughtfully: — So when does this so-called 'panic' and 'euphoria' happen? How do you determine them?
The experienced investor smiles mysteriously: — Well, for that, I have my neighbor Vasya. When Vasya, who has been saving for a vacation all his life, suddenly starts telling me about the wonders of the stock market and asks where he should invest — that's a sure sign of euphoria. And when Vasya, who has never been interested in the news, suddenly runs to me with wide eyes and screams: 'It's all gone, we need to sell immediately!' — that's panic!

📢 One day, a novice investor walks into a bar and sees an experienced investor sitting across, sipping whiskey and rubbing his hands together in satisfaction.
The novice joins him:
— Hey, you seem so smart, you probably know all the secrets? I have 1000 dollars, where should I invest it to become a millionaire right away?
The experienced investor, without taking his eyes off the whiskey:
— Hmm, 1000 dollars… Well, if you want to become a millionaire immediately, there is one proven way.
The novice is all excited:
— What is it?! Tell me quickly!
The experienced investor takes another sip and replies with a sly squint:
— Take that 1000 dollars and buy lottery tickets with all the money. The chances are low, of course, but it’s the fastest way I know. In any other case, you’ll have to work long and hard.
The novice scratched his head and pondered:
— I thought you were talking about some stocks or crypto...
The experienced investor chuckled:
— You can also become a millionaire there, but for that you need to start with at least two thousand dollars!
#CardanoDebate

📢 Two investors, one smart and one novice, are sitting in a café. The novice, all excited, says:
— Can you imagine, I bought shares of a company yesterday, and they grew by 200% overnight! I'm rich now!
The smart investor slowly sips his coffee and calmly replies:
— Good for you. Now tell me, how are you going to sell them?
The novice chokes on his coffee:
— Sell?.. Why? They are growing!
The smart investor sighs:
— Shares that you haven't sold are just pictures on a screen. Real profit is when the money is already in your pocket.
$INIT

📢 Two investors meet: one is an experienced business shark, the other is still a complete novice, who has just invested his first money.
The novice, beaming with pride, says: "I made such a smart move today! I bought shares in a company that promises to grow by 200%!"
The wise investor nods calmly: "I see. But do you know when it will drop by 200%?"
The novice is confused: "How is that possible? It should grow!"
"Well, when it grows, then you'll find out," smirked the experienced investor. "The main thing in our business is not only knowing how to buy but also when to sell."
$LUNA

📢 Two investors are sitting on a bench in the park: one experienced, gray-haired, and the other — a young newcomer, all ambitious.
The newbie says: "Listen, how do you invest so skillfully? I just invested in a startup that produces flying unicorns and I feel like it's a breakthrough!"
The experienced investor, without taking his eyes off the newspaper, calmly replies: "Well, last week I bought stocks in a company that makes shovels. You know, even when unicorns fall, someone has to bury them."
The newbie is confused: "But that's… not very futuristic!"
The experienced one shrugs: "But it's profitable."
$OM

📢 The novice investor proudly tells the experienced one:
— Can you imagine, I bought shares of company X, and they grew by 20% in a week!
The experienced investor, nodding:
— Great. And before that?
The novice, puzzled:
— What do you mean before that?
The experienced one, smirking:
— Well, before that, they fell by 50%, 70%... Or are you only talking about the growth?
$ANIME

📢 The novice investor proudly tells the experienced one:
— Can you imagine, I bought shares of company X yesterday, and they increased by 10% in one day!
The experienced investor, thoughtfully looking out the window, replies:
— Good job. And when will you sell them?
The novice:
— Well, how can I? They are still growing! I will wait until they grow more!
The experienced one, nodding:
— I see. So, you are still just learning.

📢 Two investors are walking down the street — one is a novice, all excited with shining eyes, and the other is experienced, looking calm but with a slight weariness in his gaze.
Novice: "Can you imagine, I just invested all my savings in a new cryptocurrency! Analysts say it will grow by 1000% in a month!"
Experienced, unperturbed: "Yes-yes, I remember when I thought the same. And then I learned what a tulip mania is."
Novice: "What is that?"
Experienced: "It's when you buy tulips for the price of a house and then sell them for the price of a bulb."
Novice, pondering: "So you think I'm going to lose money?"
Experienced, smiling: "Well, if these are your first mistakes, then there's nothing wrong with that. It's like in the gym: at first, it hurts, then you realize that a strain isn't the worst thing."
Novice: "So what should I do?"
Experienced: "Just remember: there are two types of investors. Those who think they know everything, and those who know they know nothing, but pretend well. And then there are those who lose money, and those who lose it a little slower."
$ARDR

📢 Two investors are sitting in a café – one, a completely green novice, and the other – gray-haired, experienced, with the demeanor of a person who has seen both bulls and bears.
The novice, excited: "I just invested in this new trendy cryptocurrency! They say it will skyrocket tomorrow! I'm already thinking about what to spend my millions on!"
The experienced one, sipping coffee, calmly replies: "Well, I sold my shares in a large company this morning... with a profit of 0.5%."
The novice, puzzled: "Is that all? 0.5%? You can't even buy coffee with that!"
The experienced one, smiling: "Maybe you can't buy coffee. But I've been doing this for 20 years. And you... in a year, you'll tell us what you spent your millions on."
$LPT

📢 Two investors meet. One says:
— Listen, I have great news! My stocks have finally gone up!
The second, smiling happily:
— Congratulations! By how much?
— From zero to fifty kopecks!
— But how is that possible? You invested a million in them!
— Well, those are details... The main thing is growth!
$ACA

📢 An investor is sitting in a cafe, reading a newspaper. A waiter approaches him:
— What will you be ordering?
The investor, not looking up from the newspaper:
— Please bring me a glass of water. But not just any water, something with a bit of intrigue.
The waiter leaves and returns a minute later with a large glass containing three ice cubes. The investor looks at it, raises an eyebrow:
— And where's the intrigue?
The waiter smiles:
— Well, try to guess when the last ice cube will melt. And which one it will be.
$DEXE