📢 Bitcoin is sitting in a bar, looking gloomy, with a glass of whiskey in front of him. Ethereum approaches him, cheerful and excited, with a bunch of papers under his arm.
Ethereum: "Hey, old friend! Why so sad? I'm launching a new project here, decentralized, on smart contracts, and I've come up with something that will turn the whole world upside down!"
Bitcoin, sipping whiskey: "Ah, Ethereum, Ethereum... You always talk about your projects, about speed, about scalability... While I'm just quietly sitting here waiting for your projects to end, and everyone will remember who the real money is here."
