📢 One day, Bitcoin and Ethereum are sitting in a bar. Bitcoin orders himself an expensive whiskey, and Ethereum orders a smoothie.
Bitcoin, smirking, says: "Why do you look so pale, Ethereum? Did the fees go up again?"
Ethereum sighs: "No, I’m just trying to build a decentralized autonomous organization, and I keep running out of gas, or someone is minting an NFT for half a million dollars. What about you?"
Bitcoin takes a sip of whiskey: "Me? I’m just waiting for salaries to be paid in satoshis in El Salvador. Simple and clear. No smart contracts, no smoothies."
Ethereum looks sadly at his smoothie: "Yeah, you're right. Sometimes I envy your simplicity. My head is already spinning from all these dApps, DeFi, and Web3."
Bitcoin pats him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, brother. One day you'll grow up too. Just make sure you don't burst while trying to shove everyone into the blockchain."
Ethereum smiles: "Thanks, Bitcoin. Maybe you should try a smoothie? They say it's good for the network..."
Bitcoin waves it off: "No thanks. I'd rather stick to the old ways – pixels, hard forks, and faith in the future. And you, just remember that the blockchain should work, not just say pretty words!"
