๐Ÿš€ Cryptoโ€™s Not Sleeping โ€” Itโ€™s Moonwalking! ๐ŸŒ•โœจ


What a wild week in the cryptosphere! From Bitcoin busting past $96K like itโ€™s late for a halving party ๐ŸŽ‰, to New Hampshire going full Satoshi and becoming the first U.S. state to launch a crypto reserve โ€” the markets are buzzing. ๐Ÿ


๐Ÿ“ฐ Meanwhile, back in the regulation jungle:




The GENIUS Act is sparking not-so-genius debates in Washington. ๐Ÿคฏ




UKโ€™s FCA is saying โ€œNo more crypto on credit!โ€ ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ณ




And Wall Streetโ€™s big dogs are back, pumping $2B+ into BTC ETFs. ๐Ÿ‚




Is this the institutional FOMO? Or the calm before a memecoin monsoon? ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ“ˆ


๐Ÿ’ก Quick Hits:

โœ… $BTC BTC: Holding strong above $96K
โœ… $ETH ETH: Just chilling near $1.8K
โœ… $XRP XRP: Flirting with $2.15


๐ŸŽฎ TL;DR: The crypto market's giving big โ€œLevel-Upโ€ energy this week. From political plot twists to bullish inflows, itโ€™s never boring in the digital frontier. ๐Ÿ’ฅ


๐Ÿ‘‰ Are you buying the dip, riding the wave, or just grabbing popcorn and watching the whales dance?


๐Ÿ‘‡ Drop your moves in the comments!


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