$TRUMP $DOGE $PEPE
《Rebirth: I'm Charging for the Top Dog》
In my previous life, I was a coder, believing in Bitcoin, dreaming of freedom, but after three years in the crypto world, I ended up at zero. The price of Bitcoin was halved, scams died suddenly, and my life hit the stop button.
But who would have thought, when I opened my eyes—I actually rebirthed!
In 2025, on the Solana chain, countless projects were stirring, the primary market was as chaotic as the Warring States period.
"This time, I won't bet on fundamentals, won't look at white papers, I—will only charge for the top dog!"
So, I plunged into the primary group, lurking on Telegram, X, Discord, watching KOLs, tracking liquidity, chasing trends, until that day:
A project named—Con an appeared.
At first, it was just a dog picture, full of memes, with no functionality. People in the group mocked: "Another dog, rug in ten minutes."
But I saw something different at a glance.
Because, that was Hero Dog Conan!
—The war hero dog personally liked by Trump!
—Official endorsement by White工!
—The American spirit totem!
—The community MEME is complete, and the hype is naturally self-sustaining!
What's even more ruthless is that Con an relies solely on community self-propagation, even achieving the extreme of "decentralization of dogs!"
I rushed into the primary market without hesitation, exchanging 1 SOL for hundreds of thousands of Con an.
Half an hour later, X suddenly exploded:
"Trump retweeted that dog again!"
"Old tweets from White工 were dug up, the dog's identity is confirmed!"
The price started to soar. 0.001 → 0.2 → 10.
"The dog is here! This isn't just a top dog, this is the president's dog!!"
The community began to crazily create MEMEs, change avatars, and stick stickers, all of America was shouting:
"ONE DOG TO MOON THEM ALL."
"CON AN IS THE HERO WE DESERVE."
"NOT JUST A DOG, A LEGEND."
And I, relying solely on the first opportunity of rebirth, held 1 million Con an, quietly waiting—
When the market cap broke 1 billion, I started my first wave of selling; when it broke 4 billion, I planned to exit completely; 10 billion… perhaps I simply couldn't bear to sell.
"Reborn once, not betting on the leaders, only charging for the wildest dog!"
"You may miss Shiba, Floki, but you can't miss Co nan again."
