#SaylorBTCPurchase

Once upon a time, in a world where the price of Bitcoin rose and fell faster than a haunted roller coaster, a man stood up and said: "Let's buy more Bitcoin!" This man? Michael Saylor. His weapon? An unlimited debit card. His mission? To buy BTC, at all costs.

Every time the market drops, investors panic, traders cry, but Saylor? He pulls out the checkbook faster than Lucky Luke draws his gun. One can imagine him in his office, an alarm ringing at every dip:

BEEP BEEP BEEP — Bitcoin down 8%!

Saylor (jumping from his chair): "This is the moment! Prepare the tweet!"

#SaylorBTCPurchase

MicroStrategy employees don't even know if they work in a tech company or in a Bitcoin vending machine. Some think that one day, their pay will be paid in satoshis. It's even said that he replaced the cake machine with a Lightning Network node.

And while everyone panics at every market drop, he smiles. Because for Saylor, the real wallet is the one that HODLs during the storm, eats FUD for breakfast, and tweets in uppercase as soon as Bitcoin drops 5%:

WE BOUGHT MORE.

#SaylorBTCPurchase