#SaylorBTCPurchase
Once upon a time, in a world where the price of Bitcoin rose and fell faster than a haunted roller coaster, a man stood up and said: "Let's buy more Bitcoin!" This man? Michael Saylor. His weapon? An unlimited credit card. His mission? To buy BTC, at all costs.
Every time the market drops, investors panic, traders cry, but Saylor? He pulls out the checkbook faster than Lucky Luke draws his gun. We imagine him in his office, an alarm ringing with every dip:
BEEP BEEP BEEP — Bitcoin down -8%!
Saylor (jumping from his chair): "This is the moment! Prepare the tweet!"
#SaylorBTCPurchase
The employees of MicroStrategy don’t even know if they work in a tech company or in a Bitcoin vending machine. Some think that one day, their salary will be paid in satoshis. It is said that he even replaced the cake machine with a Lightning Network node.
And while everyone panics at every market drop, he smiles. Because for Saylor, the true wallet is the one that HODLs during the storm, eats FUD for breakfast, and tweets in all caps as soon as Bitcoin drops 5%:
WE BOUGHT MORE.
#SaylorBTCPurchase
